Wife

My precious Angels, Nico and Cody, loving me on a Birthday past

Here it is, that day again, that...

She's the logic
Behind an idea
Never far
Always near
I'm the vodka she's the...

There's something about my wife that astounds me.
She won't use any appliance unless it's made by GE...

Your abandoned your wife when she was pregnant, you're the scum of the Earth.
You're a low life...

Sometimes I don't understand why you would stay?
With a person who would treat you bad,
Treat...

Every weekday morning at 4:40, I get into my car;
And drive three miles to L A Fitness, away not...

My wife reads the novel, “Moby Dick”, at least once or twice a week;
Her favorite character is the...

My love is like the sun that warms me when I am cold,
And like the cool water of the mountain stream...

I WIN BY EFFORT
I win by effort
Effort reflects me
I did not say; it is my pleasure...

After seven years we are still in love we are still so strong and still so tough. Nothing can break us down...

Linda singing karaoke on our Honeymoon, on Cape Cod, early June 1993

Two nights after we had...

Everybody laughs at my wife because she smokes a corn cob pipe.
She doesn't like it when I complain...

My wife is even worse than Aunt Bee when she makes pickles.
She gave some to some celebrities and...

Happy Mother’s Day My Beautiful Wife

The moment I first kissed you, I knew you were sent from up...

Photograph of Linda’s Father and Step-Mother, looking chic at the dance

There is an area on a...

Twenty-five years ago, in Massachusetts, Linda and I went to a shopping mall;
It was a little bit...

When I learned the truth, I yelled "Oh No!"
Last week, I learned that my wife is a hoe.
When...