Work

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Why Working For Room and...

Why Working For Room and Board Usually Sucks!

When I agreed to work for room and board, I was told that it would be good.
But the boss lied to me...

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The Deep Mine Day Shift

The Deep Mine Day Shift

Give your lamp token to the man,before entering the cage
The lucky begger's close,to retiring age...

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Jimmy's Paper Route

Jimmy's Paper Route

The best part
of delivering the
morning newspapers
in my early teens
on the...

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Boss On Patrol

Boss On Patrol

He fueled on our emotion, made us feel like we would drown,
our boss is on a mission, kicking butts...

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Collared and Caught

Collared and Caught

The Bachelor walks in through the door
Utterly exhausted, just spent
He reflects on his...

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Rumours and Gossip

Rumours and Gossip

Rumors and gossip.
The common currency
in any office
Like the bodily blood that flows...

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Snake pit

Snake pit

Dynamic, steely eyed go getter,
Jet setter,
Manager in the making.
Vastly obtuse,...

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Millenneum Apprentice

Millenneum Apprentice

You don't just get respect..
You earn it..
said the little shit
seventeen..
...

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LONG HOURS (NIGHT WORKER)

Big Ben in London town has just struck ten
It's time for this night worker to start work again...

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STRIKE

STRIKE

The way I run my business is something my employees don't like.
Just because I do them dirty...

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ANOTHER FRIEND IS DYING

ANOTHER FRIEND IS DYING

The many times we talked and we laughed will always be a great memory...

You told me about the hard...

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Full Time Me-Part Time Work

Full Time Me-Part Time Work

Today begins Linda’s new schedule, of just working three days a week;
Mondays, Tuesdays and...

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On Thin Ice

On Thin Ice

The owner of the company, where Linda has her job;
Spoke with her yesterday morning, and made her...

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A line Crossed

A line Crossed

I drive my fingers to the bone,
I break my back for those I cherish,
I take comfort in the...

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Weekends Only

Weekends Only

I’ve been feeling rather guilty, about Tuesday and Thursday morns;
Waking Linda up so early, when...

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RAT RACE

RAT RACE

Wired for the weird
Ignited for tiredness
We wake up to a new day
Set to run all day...

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MILLENNIIALS LIKE SOCIALISM...

MILLENNIIALS LIKE SOCIALISM UNTIL THEY GO TO WORK

Kids can be funny when it comes to having money given to them or having to earn it...

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