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I felt terrible then and no one believes I got out of that for free I said Sorry to everyone...
I watched the worst movie ever made, it truly sucks. The movie that I'm talking about is Howard the...
I own something that makes my life a living Hell. I've become a social outcast because I drive an...
When a man said he rode a hog, I thought he was talking about a motorbike. But he actually rode a...
I'm a criminal and my name is Doctor Claw. I'm very mean and I've broken every law. Most...
Within the common (all purpose room) at highland manor apartments aye daily encounter, one...
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. But he didn't fall deliberately...
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All the same Living in vain Say one thing Loves no game Words roll off their...
