Ambassador Topic -

Humour

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Incorporate

Incorporate

What? All my knowlegde
and understanding
Confer ,beg to differ
Flip a coin, call the...

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Almost out of time

Almost out of time

Can I make it rhyme
do I have the stuff
Or can I call the bluff
Almost out of time...

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Fear

Fear

Under the bed
Lightning at night
All of those things scare me at night
If I don't act...

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Stolen Stop Sign

Stolen Stop Sign

Many injuries have occurred because of this stupid son of mine.
My youngest son is so ignorant that...

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An Apple a Day

An Apple a Day

People started returning apples to my store.
Because of word of mouth, they don't want them anymore...

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HOT TUB SOUP

HOT TUB SOUP

Sitting in the hot tub Helen and I watch two kids playing in the pool as others are sun bathing in the...

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U-Haul Trucks Aren't...

U-Haul Trucks Aren't Allowed in Heaven

U-Haul trucks aren't allowed in Heaven,
there just isn't any room for your stuff,
grandma's...

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Where on Earth...?

Where on Earth...?

(not that ye wondered,
but simply tubby like totally tubularly clear
The Epic of Gilgamesh...

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PRESIDENT WILLIAM TAFT

PRESIDENT WILLIAM TAFT

William Taft was the 27th President of the USA
A likeable fellow so the stories say
He...

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pop

pop

I checked my Karmic Balloon Payment
there is NIL to pay,
nil to pay is a contradiction of...

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The highlight of my life

You're always by my side
You're the highlight of my life
You make everything look bright...

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justin trudeau change your...

justin trudeau  change your socks!

Hey Justin
that Summit
was a pretty
big deal
and I am
sure
you...

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Birds and other caged animals.

I was looking for my mate budgie,
I had some news for him about my health,
earlier the doctor...

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Jess

Jess

If you've ever owned a cat then you'll know what they're like.
I've owned a couple in my life, some...

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The Baby

The Baby

Who are these faces looking down on me?
I need my time, I need my space, I want my privacy.
...