(a lighter piece sup hoe wit tree)
'm, oh yes mud hum, who hoop fully iz zaftig and/...
Yeah I see you watching me! You show your teeth a little too...
I start to think we are just like prepackaged dinners ...
I charged a town full of hicks ten thousand bucks to make it rain. They said if there was no...
Someone once told me I was controversial
I replied:
What in the Hell...
Don't Know If it was the Bacon Grits and Eggs For Breakfast
The Big Mac...
I've filed for divorce because my wife did something strange. She went behind my back and had a sex...
(cuz ma life iz such a drag... this toke kin “FAKE” hemp pyre aye roll out to you dear reader...
The Swim Suit part of Miss Universe Has been discontinued
Yet now Plus ...
It is illegal to refuse to hire disabled people in the state of Tennessee. Even though I graduated...
Donald how was the caviar?
Vladimir it was wonderful
Don By the way...
There's something about my wife that astounds me. She won't use any appliance unless it's made by GE...
In the mid nineteenth century in London town Something strange was going down It was a new...
Sometimes I think if more people believed in Birth Control Today'...
Ate Dinner with my wife Asked the Waiter what the soup of the day was...
Many have stated I should have been named Richard as the...
