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Sex Change

I've filed for divorce because my wife did something strange.
She went behind my back and had a sex...

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Cannabis Sativa Mini Seedy...

Cannabis Sativa Mini Seedy Saga

(cuz ma life iz such a drag...
this toke kin “FAKE” hemp
pyre aye roll out to you dear reader...

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Moo over Fashion Model Runway

Moo over Fashion Model Runway

The Swim Suit
part
of Miss Universe
Has been discontinued

Yet now Plus
...

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Disabled Doctor

It is illegal to refuse to hire disabled people in the state of Tennessee.
Even though I graduated...

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BFF's

BFF's

Donald how was
the caviar?

Vladimir
it was wonderful

Don
By the way...

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GE Appliances

GE Appliances

There's something about my wife that astounds me.
She won't use any appliance unless it's made by GE...

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COCKNEY TALK

COCKNEY TALK

In the mid nineteenth century in London town
Something strange was going down
It was a new...

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BirthControl

BirthControl

Sometimes
I think
if more
people
believed
in Birth Control
Today'...

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Bisque (Pronounced Bisk)

Bisque (Pronounced Bisk)

Ate Dinner
with my wife
Asked the Waiter
what the soup
of the day
was...

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Dick

Dick

Many have
stated
I should
have
been
named
Richard
as the...

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The Groom “Shouted” Too Loud

The Groom “Shouted” Too Loud

On the night that we got married, we had a very large soiree;
At Linda’s sister’s mansion, as...

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Hank Hill's Dilemma

Hank Hill's Dilemma

I sell propane and propane accessories and my name is Hank Hill.
I took Ladybird to the veterinarian...

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Tube Socks To Tiffany

Tube Socks To Tiffany

There’s an antique show down in Nashville, that my friend exhibits at;
It’s open Friday morn...

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Aye Das Scribe Desirous...

Aye Das Scribe Desirous Nothing Short...,

Sans Whole Body Out Of Country Transplant

hmm...methinks mebbe aye
can empty the ocean...

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Crackerjax

Crackerjax

I used to enjoy
when I was a child
I would dig deep to get the prize
CRACKERJAX....

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Opened Star Wars Action...

Opened Star Wars Action Figures

I had all of the original Star Wars action figures that were sealed in their packs.
My ex-friend...