(breaking free of writer's block)
Asper this instance, when a dearth of ideas like a...
Of all the text acronyms out there WTF has to be my favorite...
I once drove a brand new car and lived in a nice apartment. But now I'm dirt poor and I live down by...
As our faces differ as hearts differ.
It was a busy afternoon Sirens roaring most of the day
Served your...
It is sad yet true that most men initially do not...
It’s Monday morning around 5:30, we drove the whole night through; We left Nashville our time...
The bumbling thief picked a pocket nothing was there Instead of a wallet there was only...
Wynken Blynken and Nod??? (ah...oh methinks this pissant pooch woof lee barked up the wrong...
Until I was defeated by Little Mac, I was cool. I was a prizefighter and my name is Bald Bull....
(a lighter piece sup hoe wit tree)
'm, oh yes mud hum, who hoop fully iz zaftig and/...
Yeah I see you watching me! You show your teeth a little too...
I start to think we are just like prepackaged dinners ...
I charged a town full of hicks ten thousand bucks to make it rain. They said if there was no...
Someone once told me I was controversial
I replied:
What in the Hell...
Don't Know If it was the Bacon Grits and Eggs For Breakfast
The Big Mac...
