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Cubital Tunnel Syndrome

Cubital Tunnel Syndrome

chin lightly nested atop
loosely peopled interlaced fingers
supported via multi purpose table...

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Flowers from Hell

Flowers from Hell

I move my West Milford NJ Cabin, half-stone,
half-wood with a lovely back deck over-looking
...

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When They Have To Go!

When They Have To Go!

When They Have To Go (Minute Poem)

No dogs eyes can give a surprise
or otherwise;
it'...

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Good Sex

Good Sex

Women claim good sex doesn't matter
when it comes to affairs of the heart.
But you gotta...

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You Forgot Your Food

You Forgot Your Food

In late March of 1964, my ex-wife and I got some news;
We were going to need a bedroom, painted...

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my experience with writing...

C Crum
Writing; how much fun would be to have this for my job?
Every publisher with whom I...

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Your Cheatin Heart

Your Cheatin Heart

Did you know
As a sniper
can shoot
at a great distance
A camera
can...

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My Wife Is A Hoe

When I learned the truth, I yelled "Oh No!"
Last week, I learned that my wife is a hoe.
When...

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I Forgot Me Bloody Key

I Forgot Me Bloody Key

I'm freezing me little bits off,I forgot me bloody key
The freezing numbness,whole body shaking,just...

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The Honeymooners- A Tale Of...

The Honeymooners- A Tale Of My First Marriage

Having eloped, now with a license in my hand, I called my Mom and Dad;
They were vacationing in...

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The Wild Mustang

The Wild Mustang

The day that I turned twenty-one, July 20th, nineteen sixty-five;
It became legal for me to buy a...

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medical emergency - spouse...

medical emergency - spouse got clean destine bug! 

fast as a blitzen comet,
this dashing prancer
contra dancer
(i.e. Rudolph nary hoof)...

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Rocket Man

Rocket Man

Rocket Man
In a Month
or so
Your about
to go to
the big
league...

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Short v Tall

Short  v  Tall

Tall reaches tallest shelf ,stretching heights he reaches by himself.
Short will struggle down below...

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Private Eyes Were Watching You

Private Eyes Were Watching You

Yes we
are open
for business
or
are
we?
Hiding
behind...