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Humour

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Doctor Claw

Doctor Claw

I'm a criminal and my name is Doctor Claw.
I'm very mean and I've broken every law.
Most...

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The Buzzard

The Buzzard

Within the common (all purpose room)
at highland manor apartments aye
daily encounter, one...

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The Murder of Humpty Dumpty

The Murder of Humpty Dumpty

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall.
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
But he didn't fall deliberately...

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She Smokes a Corn Cob Pipe

She Smokes a Corn Cob Pipe

Everybody laughs at my wife because she smokes a corn cob pipe.
She doesn't like it when I complain...

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In a Pickle

In a Pickle

My wife is even worse than Aunt Bee when she makes pickles.
She gave some to some celebrities and...

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Typical man!

Typical man!

All the same
Living in vain
Say one thing
Loves no game
Words roll off their...

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Cubital Tunnel Syndrome

Cubital Tunnel Syndrome

chin lightly nested atop
loosely peopled interlaced fingers
supported via multi purpose table...

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Flowers from Hell

Flowers from Hell

I move my West Milford NJ Cabin, half-stone,
half-wood with a lovely back deck over-looking
...

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When They Have To Go!

When They Have To Go!

When They Have To Go (Minute Poem)

No dogs eyes can give a surprise
or otherwise;
it'...

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Good Sex

Good Sex

Women claim good sex doesn't matter
when it comes to affairs of the heart.
But you gotta...

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You Forgot Your Food

You Forgot Your Food

In late March of 1964, my ex-wife and I got some news;
We were going to need a bedroom, painted...

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my experience with writing...

C Crum
Writing; how much fun would be to have this for my job?
Every publisher with whom I...

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Your Cheatin Heart

Your Cheatin Heart

Did you know
As a sniper
can shoot
at a great distance
A camera
can...

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My Wife Is A Hoe

When I learned the truth, I yelled "Oh No!"
Last week, I learned that my wife is a hoe.
When...

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I Forgot Me Bloody Key

I Forgot Me Bloody Key

I'm freezing me little bits off,I forgot me bloody key
The freezing numbness,whole body shaking,just...

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The Honeymooners- A Tale Of...

The Honeymooners- A Tale Of My First Marriage

Having eloped, now with a license in my hand, I called my Mom and Dad;
They were vacationing in...