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Humour

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Hash Brown

Hash Brown

Whenever I get a chance during the interval,
I see him smile,
I see him laugh,
I watch...

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FRIDAY THE THIRTEENTH

FRIDAY THE THIRTEENTH

Friday the 13th is supposed to be an unlucky day
The time when things go wrong or so they say...

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The Alphabet

The Alphabet

A The letter to start and the action all strong
B big and bold but will always belong.
C cute...

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It is hot as shit

It is hot as shit

Yeah it is hot
today
a Little
sweat
off the brow
have some things...

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Side Track

Side Track

Maths?
Not my cup of tea.
Looking around for help,
But everyone is struggling too....

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For fans of the red hot...

I was in the supermarket,
don't usually go to this one
so I didn't know the layout,
...

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The homeless girl

It was raining and dusk was setting in,
she was sat in the restaurant doorway
on an old...

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Moving Me Down The Highway

Moving Me Down The Highway

Inspired by Jim Croce’s song “I Got A Name”
.
In the Fall of nineteen sixty-two, I was...

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My Computer Keeps Freezing...

My Computer Keeps Freezing My Brain

Ya know, sometimes, when you stare
At your computer too long
You're half asleep anyway...

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An Ode To Vino

An Ode To Vino

Oh dear goblet of life saving,
Come and caress my lips,
Take me from this brutal world,...

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Tunarama, Port Lincoln,...

 Tunarama, Port Lincoln, down under

“Here comes a tosser, if ever there was one.
Have a go, matey, it’s a thirty two pounder.
Not...

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DROPPED SOMETHING

DROPPED SOMETHING

Dropped something on my foot today
Not the best thing to do I hear you say
Trying to carry...

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THE WALK OF THIRST - ...

A normal walk
one foot in front of its companion
dogs leaping from grass to pot holed...

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ANIMAL AND BIRD PHRASES

ANIMAL AND BIRD PHRASES

This poem is going to be hard to rhyme
Phrases associated with animals and birds we use all the time...

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Cars

Cars

I wouldn't buy a mini,
far too tinny,
as for a skoda,
they make you look much older,...

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Daylight Savings Time Min...

Daylight Savings Time Min Ute Effect On Me

just moments ago, a dawning realization
arose within this sol son begat
from ma late mother...