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The Wild Mustang

The Wild Mustang

The day that I turned twenty-one, July 20th, nineteen sixty-five;
It became legal for me to buy a...

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medical emergency - spouse...

medical emergency - spouse got clean destine bug! 

fast as a blitzen comet,
this dashing prancer
contra dancer
(i.e. Rudolph nary hoof)...

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Rocket Man

Rocket Man

Rocket Man
In a Month
or so
Your about
to go to
the big
league...

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Short v Tall

Short  v  Tall

Tall reaches tallest shelf ,stretching heights he reaches by himself.
Short will struggle down below...

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Private Eyes Were Watching You

Private Eyes Were Watching You

Yes we
are open
for business
or
are
we?
Hiding
behind...

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Hash Brown

Hash Brown

Whenever I get a chance during the interval,
I see him smile,
I see him laugh,
I watch...

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FRIDAY THE THIRTEENTH

FRIDAY THE THIRTEENTH

Friday the 13th is supposed to be an unlucky day
The time when things go wrong or so they say...

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The Alphabet

The Alphabet

A The letter to start and the action all strong
B big and bold but will always belong.
C cute...

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It is hot as shit

It is hot as shit

Yeah it is hot
today
a Little
sweat
off the brow
have some things...

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Side Track

Side Track

Maths?
Not my cup of tea.
Looking around for help,
But everyone is struggling too....

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For fans of the red hot...

I was in the supermarket,
don't usually go to this one
so I didn't know the layout,
...

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The homeless girl

It was raining and dusk was setting in,
she was sat in the restaurant doorway
on an old...

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Moving Me Down The Highway

Moving Me Down The Highway

Inspired by Jim Croce’s song “I Got A Name”
.
In the Fall of nineteen sixty-two, I was...

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My Computer Keeps Freezing...

My Computer Keeps Freezing My Brain

Ya know, sometimes, when you stare
At your computer too long
You're half asleep anyway...

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An Ode To Vino

An Ode To Vino

Oh dear goblet of life saving,
Come and caress my lips,
Take me from this brutal world,...