Humour

“Here comes a tosser, if ever there was one.
Have a go, matey, it’s a thirty two pounder.
Not...

Dropped something on my foot today
Not the best thing to do I hear you say
Trying to carry...

A normal walk
one foot in front of its companion
dogs leaping from grass to pot holed...

This poem is going to be hard to rhyme
Phrases associated with animals and birds we use all the time...

I wouldn't buy a mini,
far too tinny,
as for a skoda,
they make you look much older,...

just moments ago, a dawning realization
arose within this sol son begat
from ma late mother...

She Told me
Just
Slip It
In
At first
with anticipation
I tried...

In the Winters, when I was just a lad, and a snow would on us fall;
If it was the kind that was wet...

My Dad
told
me
his
name
was
the
easiest
to...

At Catholic school I met a ghoul I thought taught right from wrong.
Oh, what a jewel and I, a fool,...

ever since Homo Sapiens didst
insinuate, elbow and barge
humanity at the mercy sans, small,...

hello Siri my old friend
I come to talk with you
again
because the vision once...

As I
Hold
This pistol
I'm looking
For
Comedy
Wisdom,
Where...

Every often when the lecture began,
A student of the first bench would always raise a hand.
...

In the summer we would go to Barry Island,
even people from England went there,
there was a...