Humour

I know that beauty is superficial, what's important in a person is what they have internal.
But she...

I went into a Cafe
Had to go
really bad
Asked the
Barista
for the...

When the Duke boys tried to jump over my house, they crashed through the middle.
The damn General...

Am I going crazy?
Perhaps I'm slightly mad?
I seem to have a girl crush.
The first I'...

I did not
invite
you
to come
in and
take
a hold
of
...

I'm going to tell you something and I'll be quite plain.
I have a fifteen year old son who couldn't...

Sweet Susan swallowed seven salty snacks
Patient Peter packed popcorn packs
These ladies and...

“What is Laphroaig?”

An evanescent taste of the nights' habits,
with the ominous scent of...

At 18
I went to Valencia Spain
with a Church group
Once there
we were told...

My colour is brown but can also be white
I can be eaten during the day and also at night
For...

Anyone Familiar
with the work
of Shakespeare
undoubtedly
knows the
tale...

I had reservations
but please feel
free to go in my place

You see I am not quite...

Haiku sound so mismatched
odd numbered syllables don’t mix.
so this goes six, eight, six.

Horror of horrors, I am undone!
Revealed as a charlatan
I stand corrected denuded,
...

Pummeled by silence
Battered by nothingness
I stand befuddled

All said
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