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Humour

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A Party Under The Floor

A Party Under The Floor

Here's a subject

Haven't written bout before

Whad'ya think's living

Under the floor...

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Bloody Single

Bloody Single

Having been single for over a year,
I thought I best get my undateable self in...

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Sunday morning, late...

Sunday morning, late newspaper blues

Lie here waiting, agitating,

Awake, since the crack of dawn;

Sun is rising, I’m despising...

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Basketball Brain

Basketball Brain

Imagine if I possessed stunning good looks

Along with an adorable personality

I'd have to...

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Roller coaster

Roller coaster

With adrenaline pumping I wait for the climb,

this rides captivated, hook, sinker and line....

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Three Limericks On Old...

Three Limericks On Old Wives Tales Titled "Her Indoors"

Written as a ā€œTwit Challengeā€ to Georgina

Give up yet Tootsie?

There was an old...

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I QUIT (The Life of a Car...

I QUIT (The Life of a Car Salesman)

A long, hard day of stress and grief

with whispered insults - I grit my teeth.

My blood...

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Thanks Mom and Dad

Thanks Mom and Dad

It's my burfday....today I'm gonna party like it's my burfday.

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Titty Ho! (an Alternative...

Titty Ho! (an Alternative Tour of Britain - place names in bold))

People Pity Me , think I’m a Crackpot ; a Crank ;

Lost ; Potto ; needing a Boot up my Loose Bottom...

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Beasts

Beasts

mythological creatures set up camp on the beach

munch on fish caught with their claws eating them...

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Coffee

Coffee

The smell brings my scenes to life. Freshly made and making me think of those mornings I would sit on the...

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kill the hacker

kill the hacker

He hides behind his computer thinking he's superior

why doesn't he come out and fight like a man...

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look at me

look at me

Look at me she said

Stood there on one leg

Balanced on the wall

Watch what you are...

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Ursus

Ursus

Canto the Second
Song of a Barfly

ā€˜Tis in a bar our tale is set
A wanderer had...

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Ursus

Ursus

Canto the First
Song of a Wanderer

Bear with me now as I recount
The story of a bet...