Sausages and chips,
sauces and dips
thoughts of them
has me licking my lips...
Thought I would give the Doctor another try...
The sound of the side effects always make me feel...
They asked to see my ring
so I showed them my ass
To me writing about sex is different than doing it
I can imagine the act without actually screwing...
Ecclefechan whiskey
And Ecclefechan tarts
Are guaranteed to give you
Ecclefechan...
Wonky house
Wonky windows
Wonky doors
Wonky walls
Wonky ceilings
...
Here's a subject
Haven't written bout before
Whad'ya think's living
Under the floor...
Bloody Single
Having been single for over a year, I thought I best get my undateable self in...
Lie here waiting, agitating,
Awake, since the crack of dawn;
Sun is rising, I’m despising...
Imagine if I possessed stunning good looks
Along with an adorable personality
I'd have to...
With adrenaline pumping I wait for the climb,
this rides captivated, hook, sinker and line....
Written as a “Twit Challenge” to Georgina
Give up yet Tootsie?
There was an old...
A long, hard day of stress and grief
with whispered insults - I grit my teeth.
My blood...
It's my burfday....today I'm gonna party like it's my burfday.
People Pity Me , think I’m a Crackpot ; a Crank ;
Lost ; Potto ; needing a Boot up my Loose Bottom...
mythological creatures set up camp on the beach
munch on fish caught with their claws eating them...
