Humour

Let me take your coat

and get you settled in a chair

here pass me your brolly

i'll...

Monkey Moon Man sat in the sky, with stars all around, but didn't know why.

So he asked the earth...

We lost another great one today, the comedian supreme;

For eighty years he brought smiles to our...

A Quick Look Back At The Beginning Of The New Millennium

I remember days of struggle
eking...

Hello?

Hey!

Oh Hey...

I was expecting Sparrowsong to answer...

Sparrowsong...

enthralled I watched

with wonder through

the kitchen window

feet stuck to

...

I want to be a Solider ✔️
I'm going to be a solider mum you'll be proud of me one day, I'll have a...

russia

if you're listening

please tell us when you find

the 30,000 e-mails

...

I remember, way back when

And this is not a joke

Right after having sex

I usually...

Sausages and chips,

sauces and dips

thoughts of them

has me licking my lips...

Thought I would give the Doctor another try...

The sound of the side effects always make me feel...

They asked to see my ring

so I showed them my ass

To me writing about sex is different than doing it

I can imagine the act without actually screwing...

Ecclefechan whiskey

And Ecclefechan tarts

Are guaranteed to give you

Ecclefechan...

Wonky house

Wonky windows

Wonky doors

Wonky walls

Wonky ceilings

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