Humour

The beginning of the day, sees the first rays of light,
Penetrating, searing, through the old gum...

Bored with myself here in my room

What to do; oh let me browse the net

Glad I don’t live...

whizz bang wallop
ping pang pong
slip slap slop
Bing bang bong

splish splash...

There once was a man from Cleveland

Who swore no one else could he stand.

So he took...

'Twas the day of inauguration and near the White House,

All the politicians were stirring,...

I love the bright colors i like to watch them realesed into the air balloons

it is fun to decorate...

What it be like to be someone else for a day would it be fun or skies gray

would i wake up at dawn...

Nothing like counting my change from my bubble gum machine.

Nickles, dime and loonies too, wow this...

As I look to my left, as I look to my right, all I can see is a beautiful sight,
I tilt my head...

I know this guy named Scotty

He invited his Harem for a toddy

So they all can sit and talk...

AMERICAN DREAMS

You see them

Every morning

Lined outside

Any US Embassy...

One night a group of ladies, went out to see a show,
A couple of husbands pleaded, asking them not...

My sweet Love
Now tastes Lemon sour
Bitter, bitter every hour
I tried hard
I...

I got off the bus and was greeted by nature
The trees, the grass welcomed me.
I started my...

Our plane crashed in an open field between two stegosaurus,
We ran directly in the opposite way, I...