Humour

Mr Henry Dillon, was shopping at the store,
He was looking for some skittles, and dropped them on...

" Here,s how to tell, If you,ve been really bad !
By the size of the shit-pile, That Santa has had...

Sex is like a game of bridge

How you play, is jointly planned

But if your partner’s not...

Him..." Rain dear,! The weather-mans, calling for snow dear ?
They are estimating,That it will be...

One Spring afternoon in two thousand four, Nico, Cody and I were at home;

We were taking our...

Inspired By Georgina Richardson

On the first day of Christmas, Bertie gave Gertie the jitters. A...

I look into the mirror, and all I see is me,
I hardly recognise the reflection, who else can it be...

I wake up in the morning, i need to have a cup,
Do not say how are you today, don't even say "What's...

" Hey..I,m sorry kid for giving you a fright !
Now be a love & quit with the light !
I,ve...

I was feeling rather exasperated, I thought my girlfriend would be mad at me;

But the next...

KINGDOMS COMING

Abstract spoke to confusion

and confusion confided in chaos,

Chaos...

Santa..." So, What is it, That you want to talk about ?
I,m a bit mutton jeff, So you will have to...

I look in the mirror, what do I see
An large, ageing woman that I don’t want to be
I’m...