Humour

In her lifetime, a cow produces

Two hundred thousand glasses of milk

Wow, they must be...

left..." It really is time for us, To stop talking bollocks !
We aint got a hope in hell, Of getting...

I just took a left at the mind port

i took a u-turn and ended upstairs ,in the mind port

i...

Some like him
Some do not
Some believe in him
Some a lot
His name is Trump...

Once read that a kangaroo can't jump

Unless its tail is touching the ground

I've tried it...

Mr Henry Dillon, was shopping at the store,
He was looking for some skittles, and dropped them on...

" Here,s how to tell, If you,ve been really bad !
By the size of the shit-pile, That Santa has had...

Sex is like a game of bridge

How you play, is jointly planned

But if your partner’s not...

Him..." Rain dear,! The weather-mans, calling for snow dear ?
They are estimating,That it will be...

One Spring afternoon in two thousand four, Nico, Cody and I were at home;

We were taking our...

Inspired By Georgina Richardson

On the first day of Christmas, Bertie gave Gertie the jitters. A...

I look into the mirror, and all I see is me,
I hardly recognise the reflection, who else can it be...