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cosmos april 13 to 15 poems

poems for April 13, 14 and 15

cosmos april 13 to 15 poems

April 13 Poems

I believe in ghosts

I used to not believe
in ghosts or spirits...

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The Easter Bunny

The Easter Bunny

You may find it to be amusing but I don't think it's one bit funny.
I have a twenty year old son who...

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cosmos's April 12 poems

poems for April 12 2020

April 12, 2020

Life spinning out of control

it seems these days
that life is...

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cosmos's April 11th Poems

poems for April 11th

cosmos's April 11th Poems

Saturday April 11

To My Dream Woman Who Loves Me

to my dream woman
who has loved me...

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Argh...fresh out of reading...

Argh...fresh out of reading material!

Hence... what better opportunity, I aver with zeal
presented to one local everyman token schlemiel...

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GEORGE THE GOOSE GOES...

George the goose went food shopping today
Nothing unusual in that before you say
He made his...

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cosmos poems for april 10th...

april 10th poems, april 11 poems

Friday April 10

Walking in Limbo

a man finds himself alone
in a dark forest...

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Fireball

Fireball

it had to
happen
with this COVID-19
Shit
Going on

Fireball ?
...

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Fireball

it had to
happen
with this COVID-19
Shit
Going on

Fireball ?
...

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DESIRE

Desire
Behind your name
I write my name
Two souls that cannot be joined in life...

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MISINTERPRETING

So I have travelled to be with you today
We ate lunch and you wanted me to stay
I thought...

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THE WORLDS FINEST GHOST

Not one to brag and certainly won't boast
However I am the world's finest ghost
I come out...

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Excitement awaiting a...

Excitement awaiting a thunderstorm...

Early morning April 8th, 2020
meteorologic destiny manifested...
rumbling atmospheric thuds...

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pink moon reverie

pink moon, supermoon

pink moon reverie

pink moon, rising sun
another day’s begun
into the garden I’ll go
at the crack of dawn...

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CATS AND DOGS


"You're barking up the wrong tree" said by a doggie
" No need to get catty" replied the cute...

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MISTER BEE AND MISS FLY

Hey there Mister bee why are you buzzing around
Don't you know I don't like your buzzing sound...

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Learning when/how to close...

flush... the toilet with good frisson!

Learning when/how to close seat then...

(alternately titled long windedly
using lower case letters:
no matter tidily bowled over...