Comedy

Lets alll sing to the old sailor song
it wont be long before we are gone
by dawn so come a...

A week
ago
They
Preached
inclusion
Today
Social
Distancing...

Bought a new mattress for my house today
Carrying it home would be easy I have to say
After...

Woke up as a rabbit;
Buck teeth, claws, wild whiskers,
Those carrot snacks reacted;
I...

People call me stupid because I believe the earth is flat.
They laugh and call me an idiot because I...

Am I too good
Or am I really shit?
Why don't my efforts
make the hit?

I...

So we all need a laugh in these trying times
Here then is one of my funniest rhymes
Concerns...

When we went hunting, I accidentally shot you in the butt.
And you aimed your rifle at my crotch and...

A strange request...
Please darling wifey
Remove this shrapnel
From within my chest...

Subject Slaves

Kings of the fear world
birds fly dark by
turn the channel
or...

He wore his pyjamas going into town
When it was cold he wore his dressing gown
Going to bed...

Yours truly, (i.e. I) quickly
became hypnagogic afore
subsequently segueing soundly
...

Have you seen that nun over there ?
She has a habit and doesn't seem to care
I wonder what...

Emigrated to Italy from London's East end
Tried to blend in and be everyone's friend
...

There is a lethal new virus spreading speedily around
It’s called ‘Bulkbuyingitis’ stocking...

Well I think I have seen it all
from God’s little creatures great and small
This brace of...

Has the human race went completely mad ?
There are no loo rolls left on the shelves
How very...