Comedy

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Nothing more frustrating...

(buzzfeeding, kickstarting, needling darn noggin)

Nothing more frustrating trying damndest to kindle memory

An effort to recall word, phrase,
musician... indigenous tribe...
most frustrating literary...

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Read again

I pray to God to touch me again in this life as now
for death is passing by my door

As he...

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THE DAY OF JACK THOMAS

The day of Jack Thomas couldn't get any worse
Boy did he swear and boy did he curse
Getting...

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Toilet Paper Poet

Toilet Paper Poet

I feel
Like
Toilet paper

my existence
Is only
Needed
For...

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Toilet Paper Poet

I feel
Like
Toilet paper
my existence
Is only
Needed
For
...

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gj  kgllhk

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ANIMAL BARS

The chicken went into a pub just the other day
Left his money behind so for a drink he couldn't pay...

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A FISHY TALE

Waited by the river bank he started to fish
To catch something was his desired wish
Hours...

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ROAD SIGNS

The road signs were having a chat today
I know that you won't believe me no way
It dear...

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Explicit! Explicit!

Explicit! Explicit!

Have you mimed in the mirror when you were young,
Admiring yourself singing favourite songs?
...

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‘How’s ya fancy !!!’

‘How’s ya fancy !!!’

Lying in their double divan bed there’s no rush to get up
He’s been out and in again to the kitchen...

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Once Upon A Virus!

Once Upon A Virus!

Once Upon a Virus,
Who drove humanity insane,
Causing so much chaos,
As if it was a...

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THE CORONAVIRUS

OH no they say the coronavirus is coming
i got go get the soup and gloves
and buy all the...

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PETE'S BIG FEET


So much sadness in the world today
Here's a little chuckle to make it go away
...

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BLACK AND WHITE MAN

His trousers are black and his shirt is white
The black and white man dresses so right
No...

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Jagger Swagger

Jagger Swagger

The drinks are flowing freely
The night is in full swing
The Stones come on the stereo...

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OLD SAILOR SONGS

OLD SAILOR SONGS

Lets alll sing to the old sailor song
it wont be long before we are gone
by dawn so come a...