Comedy

Poem -

Learning when/how to close...

flush... the toilet with good frisson!

Learning when/how to close seat then...

(alternately titled long windedly
using lower case letters:
no matter tidily bowled over...

Poem -

'Killing" time...

'Killing" time while homebound until...,

a cure gets distilled and/ or found
for pandemic, thus... I expound.

(Yupper - courtesy...

Poem -

WALKING BACKWARDS

Here's a little laugh to end your day
Concerns a man who walks a different way
He walks...

Support CosmoFunnel.com

Support CosmoFunnel.com

You can help support the upkeep of CosmoFunnel.com via PayPal.

Poem -

Let's loosen up.

Let's loosen up.

Does anyone else feel the same
When they hold you?
Your cylindrical shape,
Your design...

Poem -

TWENTY FOUR HOUR SILENCE


She made a pledge just the other day
Twenty four hours and nothing could she say
...

Poem -

Always envious of gifted...

Always envious of gifted individuals with neat hand printing/writing

Gnome hatter heroic measures taken
moost ludicrously asinine,
nonetheless hoop fully
...

Poem -

A PERFECT SPY (LITTLE GIRAFFE)

One helluva story I heard the other day
Couldn't believe the words I have to say
I'm sure...

Poem -

SHE IS MY COVID-19

SHE IS MY COVID-19

from the moment I wake up
To the moment my head hits
The pillow
She instructs me...

Poem -

ONE WORD TWO MEANINGS OR MORE

One word that has two meanings or more
A difficult poem to write that's for sure
Let's take...

Poem -

LADIES BEWARE

The man with the hat is a real cool dude
Always speaks intellectually and never rude
His...

Poem -

I'm getting old?

I'm getting old?

I sit inside on a warm spring day
Got a cold that just won’t go away
My wife disagrees with...

Poem -

Ultimatum

The only true thing about this poem is that I've been...

Ultimatum

I've been playing video games since 1981.
I've played them so much because they're fun.
They...

Poem -

Pork Pies

(a parody)

Pork Pies

What is the truth if full of lies
We have no time to eat pork pies

No time to spend time in...

Poem -

BEAR WITH ME


Something got me thinking where it first came
A saying like no other and puts others to...

Poem -

HOLIDAYS AT HOME

I'm going to Costa del Kitchen tomorrow
Los Living room is causing me sorrow
The weather...

Poem -

HELEN CAMPBELL AND JOHNNY...


Johnny McDougall was a mighty fine Scot
With his tartan kilt he was very easy to spot...

Poem -

Tardy at Last

Ariving so fast
To a doomsday stash
nothing is left
but bones and trash

threw...