Comedy

Jump And Hop

Bought a Kangaroo to watch him jump
But got too close and he kicked my balls...

Will I be angry while I write this?
Please...
Settle down
Settle down
We're all...

‘Telł me about the rankings’
Said the spider to the fly,
‘Is it votes all given by
the...

E very night I lie awake
t ill morning comes, I have not slept
e very night I am tired...

Most everything written
(and learned ya in school)
Yukon coon sitter, (and bet
your...

SHADDAP YOU FACE
IN THIS PLACE
WHATS GOING DO
SO SHADDAP YOU FACE
IN EVERY...

Time for a sleep little sleepy head
Time to rest and go to bed
What a day you have...

No one listens…
I am hard to ignore
With my cute toothless grin
My big eyes galore...

Isn't it funny how we put things off ?
Find an excuse, have a change of heart,
Those little...

Helen had a habit of sleepwalking when waking one night to hear the faint cry of her voice calling my name...

When You walk the street
for money not caring if it is
wrong or right
No need for the...

Helen loved to play party games her favourite being that of strip poker
Out all of the games...

K iss me, kiss me
I think you know how to undress me
S ex me, sex me
S o what’s this...

I was hungry like the wolf
But Eileen never came,
Probably only myself that's to blame....

So my folks
they say
this generation is vulgar
"our days wasn't like that"
I...

Grave digger’s daughter, a lovely ghoul,
Newly dug from the cemetery pool
Teenage zombie,...

Still fresh In my mind Helen was sat In her wheelchair pushed by me when a copper came her way he had his...