Comedy

no monsters
in my eyes I see

no hidden in closets
or secrets stories

no lies...

with lips of pleasure
in a passion
of stopping
in special places
inhaling the...

I first saw you in my heaven
of dreams

where nothing but love
I see
red wings...

another song to write
another song to keep

for loving you I must
to love.. I give to...

Why is it that first kiss...
Oh so delicious...
Instantly vanishing...those lips
...

Happy 62nd Birthday, Brother...

I have never bought anyone a gift before that's your age......

If animals could talk what would they say?
Something like I don't fancy a walk today
Or...

Foxes coil into monobrowed skulls, glaring at my ineptness, my inability to correctly describe them in all...

NIgel and Barry are
my drinking buddies
yet we have never met

We all use our skills...

Neon lights broadcast sold out show of one Matthew Scott
expert stage craft presents quotidian shows...

(yes...yes...yes, this rhyme
resembles a recent one of mine
from a previous time,
yet...

Nag nag nag and nag nag again,
Cluck cluck clucking like a hangry hen,
Punch punch punch is...

Put It over Yonder
Was what
we use
to say
When asked
about
where...

Well the Pub
was a blast
I heard
Last Night
So Much so
You decided...

Looking at the male of this species, it's near impossible to categorise individuals, based on common...

Unshaven, odd socks
I'm a hobo losing the plot
I laugh at myself and with my kids
Life...

To Fish In The Cyber Sea

Always does this generic guy abhor
inflicting pain and suffering,...