Comedy

How are you devil ,I do we can see of mans hands and his cans and can't, condones we live to the beat of...

See the shore, of the thing times a boar your not igore just sleeping on the job get it together don't be a...

Hello you might bellow as I eat this rancid green jello that would only be okay one then one jolly good...

When I refused to buy my son a Nintendo Switch, he turned on me.

He gave away all...

I am leaving cosmo I don't know when I will be back agin oh babes I hate to go,I am leaving cosmo for just...

I'm hotter then

A fat person wearing
A fur coat
Sipping on a jalapeno margarita with...

I was on holiday in Bulgaria when I first spotted the suprise
A suprise not fit for children or the...

Pork chop chicken and rice
hit you with a bag of ice
Green beans collard greens make you eat...

Dear New Girl
This is a letter inducting you into the GWFYB club! Congratulations!
Welcome to...

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Pizza pizza fun to eat
pizza is a special treat
cheese, bologna, pepperoni
there's all...

Tear stained prayers
The same highway talk
The same highway drive

You made a friend...

You'll never guess what I found at the dump.

I found and soon sold an antique gas...

Today I saved a snail from drowning,
That's if they drown at all,
I've never seen them doing...

Attention seeker
You are so vexatious
Type the question you have into Google
Don't...

I would listen through sheetrock
Clenching my fists, in a staring contest with the clock.
...

I have been thinking of someone who I went to school with and how much I miss her.

You make me feel...