Comedy

The
pleasures of life
Come
not from riches
But,
from what we find...

When I hit 80 I’ll wear pink……
And I wont care what others think,
‘cause I’ll be old enough...

When Jimmy Roberts goes to bed
So many things go through his head
​​​​When Jimmy starts to...

Lately each night
When I go to sleep
That Energizer Bunny
Turns into a creep...

Lately each night
When I go to sleep
That Energizer Bunny
Turns into a creep...

When I see you alone I want to come and talk you you,
I wish I could feel comfy able around you but...

If I should die
Before I wake,
The Lord shall find
No soul to take.

For my...

Sitting in the dental chair
Undergoing dental surgery
While the dentist probes
And...

If you find money
On the street
Just, step on it
With your feet

So no...

They say if you're going to fall in love with a persons features, to fall in love with their eyes; for the...

(So Only Cool Kids Steal)

He never pays for anything. See that chair over there? He stole it ....

The wind of love

let me be who I am
Brown and I will die

I see the flower petals...

Oh is such the scent
Of the blanket of rotting leaves
Still wet and damp, so flat
...

It may have been callous
But, I once took Cialis
Just to see, how hard it would be

...

I have a naughty kitten,
Who curls up on my lap,
The house would be quite peaceful,
If...

It may seem like fun, it may make u laugh,
And it might even fill you with glee,
To catch...