Comedy

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To my boss

To my boss

I lay in bed at dawn, after a long day of pleasing another
My enthusiasm, my thirst for knowledge,...

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Derriere Affair

Derriere Affair

(circa 1991)

I visit a friend
in Vermont, the
Green Mountain State.

In his...

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Spoon Fed (spoken word...

Spoon Fed (spoken word attempt)

I used to come home from school absolutely ravenous. I'd raid the fridge and the cupboards and the pantry...

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Light Bulb

Light Bulb

The only light comes from a bulb hung high
There's two closed doors, that lock from inside

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Bored

Bored

Bored is a thing when your mind starts to wander,
And runs to a place in your head you hold fonder...

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Writers Block

Writers Block

My brain is held captive within the steel cell of my skull, its desperate pleas for freedom a recurrence of...

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RAINDROPS OF LIFE

As the sing song sound of sadness plays, the weary heart aches and blusters in the wind-The sad song of...

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Captain Stolk's Bird

Captain Stolk's Bird

Up on his shoulder sits Captain Stolk's bird,
first mate to the crew simply known as Turd.
He...

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SMARTS

SMARTS

As I got older
I became bolder
And so, gave advice to all


But I soon realized...

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Get Out of The Rain

Get Out of The Rain

Started to get tired of the same old routine,
The same old you, the same old me.
For years I'...

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CRISIS ADVERTED

Just about got real up in here!
Been Looking furiously in all of my cupboards, must have spun that...

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Crows Feet and Aging

Crows Feet and Aging

Tess and Idella were the dearest of friends
beginning way back in first grade.
They each...

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SING LIKE A DOG OR BARK...

When you're sad and feeling blue...

When inspiration is far from you...

When you don't feel...

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FOR ME

Life is good
but God is better
love and life and God together
the three things needed...

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LIGHT PUSHER

I'm mastering love
It's the chance of my life
Rebuilding burnt bridges
By Doing things...

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WATCH and FEEL

WATCH and FEEL

I observe the world
To see it unfold
I feel the suns warmth
And its light behold...