Comedy

there once was a man from china
who wasn't a very good climber
he slipped on a rock, he split...

The playground noise and constant chatter
Life is for living and nothing else will matter
...

An innocent miss steak kin...
once former main lion den cha hoard servant,
resident iz cow...

Thank you for not noticing me...

I was hoping you wouldn't...

You are too preoccupied doing...

My food tonight is in a real bad mood
They don't want to express their gratitude
Sausages...

This little tale is written about the town cat
A friendly little fellow you really must pat
...

I had good reason to run.
A man pulled out his gun.
He was a shithead and I wouldn't take his...

Like a fly without his/her buzz
even popping a guarana (caffeine) does
not shake the feeling...

She felt so self satisfied after her masterful creative bake

This was by far the grandest gourmet...

A fish in a bowl / ~ 🐠 ~ ~ \
feels trapped (___________)

Witnessing fish on a...

The knitting circle today had three witches
Balls of wool a plenty and so many stitches
...

Hey diddle diddle,
I'll write a great riddle,
That no-one can possibly solve.
People...

(joining "Wynken, Blynken and Nod"
at figurative drop of hat
even if yours truly immediately...

Fingers Malloy a safecracker extraordinaire
Easy to spot stocky and very little hair
Crack...

I'm your best man and what I'm going to say may start a fight.
But your intended has a lot of nerve...

Methinks hmm, perhaps
aforementioned conglomerated eye gripping titled,
poem already aired...

Something happened and I'm appalled.
My wife left me because I'm going bald.
It just goes to...