Comedy

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TWO OF THIS TWO OF THAT


Parts of the body seem to come in twos
Why should this be I'm looking for clues
...

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THE GNU ON BOARD A CANOE

You will never believe what I saw the other day
Believe me it's true and definitely not hearsay...

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GREMLINS AND ALIENS

The gremlins and aliens are taking over
Came to earth using the bright supernova
They...

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Joint Bank Account

Joint Bank Account

When you asked how much money that I have in the bank, $100,000 is the amount.
We got married last...

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Up the wall 🤣

Up the wall 🤣

I lie betwixt my bed sheets listening to the rustling of those leaves

Green glossy Cherry blossom...

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Recurrent sneezing fit

Recurrent sneezing fit

An infinitesimal slight speck tickled
nostril follicle – activated via an itty
bitty, nitty...

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Me and my shadow 🤣

Me and my shadow 🤣

Me and my shadow 🤣

I tried my utmost to catch that silhouette, but the darn thing ran away...

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Doggies Walkies 🤣

Doggies Walkies 🤣

“Come on Darcey” Mumford “Woof..Woof” translates his doggy barking
“Wait for me” Darcey runs along...

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Its coming home, its coming ⚽️

Its coming home, its coming ⚽️

Tonights the night
Gonna be alright
Goggled-eyed, patriotic people glued to the television...

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Faux Pas

For decades now I did my stuff on the fly

Multitask task task... the milk spilt out but I did not...

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Little Bird

Dedicated To Osian, Eifion and Elizabeth

Little Bird

I'm just a little bird,
You may have often heard,
In woodlands in Spring,
I am not so...

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I will Always Remember

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I will Always Remember

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Index

Former President's Revenge Chastushka writing com/fan story
I...

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No rest for a writer 🤣

No rest for a writer 🤣

Is it just me or does a writer never rest?
They always have a mission for a vision to conquer a...

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My Shotgun Wedding

 My Shotgun Wedding

This is the day that I sure have been dreading.
I'm in a church and this is a shotgun wedding....

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Wow, Amanda found a...

Wow, Amanda found a Tortoise? 🤣

My daughter, Amanda was walking on our park

Now it was on a July Summers afternoon so it was not...

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“Grandma, what the fiddle?’🤣

“Grandma, what the fiddle?’🤣

Isn’t it hilarious when the youngun’s think you’ve lost the plot
They say “Mam you are losing your...

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“Footballs coming home, its...

“Footballs coming home, its coming”⚽️

“COME ON ENGLAND, I yell and I shout

Though usually I absolutely loathe watching a football match...