Comedy

It wasn't my fault I put it down to the booze
I'm guilty of stepping on those blue suede shoes...

Laughingly limboing under a low rope on the floor

You put your back out and Oh my God it is sore...

Your words are encouraging
but your actions contradict them every-time

If only your actions...

Bacon is crispy,
Bacon is tough,
but 1 piece of bacon is never enough.

The shouts of children playing,
Bring back my happy youth.
To recall the time I was ten,...

Here is a fictional story that's rarely ever told
Concerns Midas and turning everything to gold...

When Luke Skywalker visited our planet and my restaurant, he died.
Chewbacca and Leia were furious...

I pretend to be a tough guy but that's just an act.
I'm the world's biggest coward and that's a fact...

We learnt from teacher how to spell animals today
Found this task really easy I have to say
...

That old goomba made me cry today
He never ever had nothing to say
but today today, he did...

Pearl the partially deaf parrot
resides at Christina’s care hom
l’m not really sure how this...

When I look at him
I feel
Well
I don't know what I feel
I feel like my toes are...

Bad luck is my best friend.
It’s in the hallways when I turn the corner
And my body clashes...

I am floating like a fluttering bobbing up and down Butterfly

Tottering to and fro betwixt that...

I'm going to put a spell on you
Don't scoff for it will be true
One minute a forty two year...

An interesting thought occurred to me
When I visited my chippy for some tea
Asked for chips...

He made a vow to himself one September night
Practice and practice until it was perfect and right...