Comedy

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There once was a frog
Whose voice box was broke
No ribbit came out, when he tried to croak...

Midnight fox
Where are you off?
All dressed up
Orange coat
White socks

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Liquorice cat
Get your eyes off my sweets!
It’s not my fault
You’ve eaten all of your...

She is a worrier about worriment as she worries everyday

Her anxieties of agonising, apprehension...

I wish there were thought police
thought cells,
thought judges,
thought hells.
...

At least forty eight hour time span
lapsed whereby big boy wanted to cry
explaining how yours...

Lemme titillate thee
regarding myself daily soldiering thru breastworks
read out loud to...

Really confusing going into my town today
Met my three mates named Mike along the way
Mike...

Let me tell you all about Pippa the purple pig
Went into town sporting a most garish wig
Why...

Wicked bad designed day poem originally crafted
then alternately titled for no particular rhyme nor...

Twas just another farmyard on a cold, winter’s night as those sparkling stars were twinkling bright~...

Whatever the question he always answers yes
Hasn't heard of the word no that's my guess
In...

I never kept a rabbit's foot,
Wasn't one for lucky charms.
Not even a four leaf clover,...

I (Samson incarnate)
frankly experience zapped strength,
hence sulk and pine for salad days...

Eyes blinking for what they long,
longer stretches of rest come dawn.

Exhaustion's crest has...

Joan of Arc
Spoke to Mark
Had a lark
In a park

Nine months went...