Comedy

Fiddlesticks!! I am fed up already of this awful rain

Pitter pattering pretty patterns on my...

Well it is a jostling jigsaw kind of day in the comfort of ones own home

When Me, myself will more...

There was a rotten smell the other day that lingered in our house

A stinky stench that wouldn’t go...

These feet have had blisters from climbing steep hills

This face has been weatherbeaten from...

Dear current staff who are run off your feet
at Auburn District Hospital, New South Wales
...

Dog Town

Yesterday I fucked two different girls on the same day, the feeling of wet pussy is...

Peter the pied piper piddled on the path

Said peter’s partner Paula “Are you having’ a laugh!!”...

Silver slivers amongst the gold

This ladies age is seldom to be told

Though she could...

Her hair was fairly tinted like gold
Her eyes were like a mixture of stars and the ocean
Her...

Well I dreamt the daftest dream ever last night that really felt so real

As I was perched...

About four foot tall and six feet wide
Open it up take a peek and look inside
I'm...

There is one thing about my friend Heather
Certainly useless at predicting the weather
...

Doing mean mischief, they like to watch me shit.
Back and forth to the bathroom, on the toilet I sit...

He invited all his friends to a party last night
So many characters it was really quite a sight...

l love the ‘Big Yin’
Such a unique personality
As tears roll down my cheeks with laughter...

A novelty night club blasting out her favourite tunes

Along with discotheque dazzling lights and...

Tomorrow I go to the dentist, to get my teeth fixed,
I hope it's not a lot of problems, around my...