Comedy

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Mr. Postman Pat 🤣

Mr. Postman Pat 🤣

Flicking through the channels on my remote control

I am sat in solitude without another living...

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DUDLEY

Let me tell you all about a chap named Dudley
To the women folk in town he is nice and cuddly...

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A CLOWN IN THE RAIN


As the rain falls down
On this deserted town
Covers the streets and roads
...

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A (growing) menagerie of...

A (growing) menagerie of stuffed animals And Beanie Babies

The following doth constitute
combination of fact and fiction
unfortunately not sentences...

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SLEEPING MAN

He is a man who constantly falls asleep
Not sure if he needs to count some sheep
Doesn't...

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Off the beaten track

Off the beaten track

A plethora of attention
focused on twentieth anniversary
regarding terrorist attacks
...

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Apostle Matthew encountered...

artist, dragon and gangster extraordinaire

Apostle Matthew encountered...

Here at 2 Highland Manor Drive
Schwenksville, Pennsylvania.

Actually all three people...

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DODGY GEEZER

Let me tell you all about dear Bobby Haynes
Makes his fortune in life through ill gotten gains...

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I Wore White After Labor Day

I was so scared that my hair turned gray.
All because I wore white after Labor Day.
I was so...

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I can’t stand teenagers

I can’t stand teenagers

I can’t stand a person
Who lives using neither their brain or heart

I can’t stand a person...

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The Pickle Poem

This poem was inspired by an episode of The Andy Griffith Show

I can't overlook what you did because it was an incredibly stupid thing to do.
You wanted a batch of...

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How to save a bee

Children's Poem

How to save a bee

Busy bee
Wasn't feeling so buzzy
He was a sleepy old bee
And his head felt fuzzy...

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another moon in the sky...

another moon in the sky...

the moon is in the sky again
i slept the day away again
so i will spend my nights awake...

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Meandering along...

while listening to SiriusXM Radio

Meandering along Schwenksville Road...

An Autumn like day (August 28th, 2021)
found me and the missus venturing
along unfamiliar...

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PHIL CAN'T KEEP STILL


Have you heard about my friend Phil ?
Has wandering feet and never stays still
One...

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Ichi ni san shi-

Hello! Hello?
Is anyone there? Yep.
Mushi mushi to you too!
Yes that’s right, it’s me...

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little box room...

(the box collection: no.19)

little box room...

from this little corner of my room
a room cut to a perfect square box
a room with one door...