Comedy

To see how many miles I've walked or flown
I really must look at my phone
How do I...

He blows his toy trumpet coz he wants to be heard

When his eldest sister snatches it from his...

I'm Lacy Warfield and I'm different than the rest of the people of the Human Race.
I'm the only...

Picture the scene 1956 in New York City
A drunken chap thought he was being witty
Thomas was...

Bill was the one that got all the attention
Drummers like me hardly get a mention
I was one...

Ordinarily approximately sixteen days
of barley, hops and malt brew
to ale any even those who...

I was being chased by a cantankerous Kangaroo

As I raced around like a rocket I lost my left shoe...

All I think about is you
It’s been a while
My heart is in denial
All I think about is...

I'm guessing you don't know what Sid did
Well he went to an auction and placed a bid
He was...

Let me tell you all about Mr and Mrs Wong
Both lived their lives in bustling Hong Kong...

Last night I had the strangest dream, whilst it is difficult to describe

I think I was a chieftain...

Mother is tall and father is too
Wish I was tall like both of you
The size of your...

Abound and lurk
within every nook and cranny
analogous to some annoying pest
here at...

I started sneezing in the superstore, Well I just couldn’t stop

So “Atichoo atashoo”, I ran out...

“Yodel-lodel-odel-ee” his high falsetto and low chest notes could be heard..

Bellowing down beyond...

I wonder if you know of Jimmy Barrett
Has his hair coloured like that of a carrot
Thin as a...

in flowering streams
we will love

with you i must
my butterfly of lust you Butterfly...