Comedy

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Clara lost her marbles 🤣

Clara lost her marbles 🤣

Clumsy Clara lost her marbles as she dropped them on the floor

Claras marbles, round and colourful...

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MISTER SHORT AND MISTER LONG

Mister Short met Mister Long in town today
One wanted to stay the other to get away
Onto the...

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Only twenty two…🤣

Only twenty two…🤣

I can still see my dear Dad sitting on his special seat

And hear my Mother singing whilst washing...

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If you go down to the woods...

If you go down to the woods today 🤣

I was ambling thru the woodlands on my regular roam

When I stumbled upon a miniature garden gnome...

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The SCOOBS

The SCOOBS

My son
has a coonhound
Who's name is
Scooby-Doo
But is affectionately
...

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College applications

College applications

Harvard said no
Like many others

Hell Arizona state
Said they would
Have to...

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Circa sixty one years ago...

birth of dear beloved wife

Circa sixty one years ago July 6th, 2001 -

We now get along swimmingly
analogous to this bro and his older sis
on the cusp of our gifted...

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Uh Oh Accident!!!🤣

Uh Oh Accident!!!🤣

I am taking my master out for a walk coz he needs some exercise

Huh tho I have grabbed my long...

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That thingamajig 🤣

That thingamajig 🤣

Theres a thingamajig I yearn for tho I do not know its name

A doodad doohickey is what I am after...

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Excretion

What goes up must come down

What goes in must come out

Energy enters me

But where...

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I Killed The Lone Ranger

This poem was inspired by "The Lone Ranger" TV show

I Killed The Lone Ranger

He always showed up to help people who were in danger.
But I was too smart and I shot and killed The...

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Groovy Old Lady

Groovy Old Lady

I'll be a groovy old lady
With long wavy hair down my back
I might leave it gray
Or...

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Listening

Ears are needed
To take in the message
While feelings are weeded
And the brain massage...

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Fudge the fat Cat 🐱🤣

Fudge the fat Cat 🐱🤣

Contented as a cozy cat curled up on a mat
Lying lazily lavished in a state of sheer luxury,...

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Amélie

Dedicated to Einir

Amélie

Le Fabuleux Destin d'Amélie Poulain,
Is the true title of pure magical gold.
Stars Audrey...

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Poxy IBS

Poxy IBS

Another day has started ,
gripping in awful pain,
this poxy IBS ,
is only at it again...

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Moody Mother Earth 💙

Moody Mother Earth 💙

Where on earth does all the rainwater come from up above in the skies?

Does it drip drop from out...