Comedy

There is a desk from which to write.
Stands with four legs and four sides
At the top and...

Have one of these darling you really must
One too many mind and you'll be concussed
Take in...

The sausages are starting to hiss and sizzle
Cherry bakewells are fighting the lemon drizzle...

Wish I was born a circle said the unhappy square
He was really upset and thought it totally unfair...

From school days I can still recall the taste
Gooy and sticky certainly too good to waste
...

Well it is 10.30 in the morning
I am sat in my Doctors surgery sleepily yawning

I have...

You might have stolen a peek at
my blushing cheeks
had these pouting lips
poised to...

He was known as the master of disaster
Anything practical he would need a plaster
Painting a...

Well what on earth will I do on this Springtime Sunday?

This is not my favourite day of the week I...

Sunny Summer

Fields of small golden flowers,
All swaying in a gentle breeze.
On a...

Just an humdrum life this dear man has led
Goes to work and makes sure the cat is fed
Has...

This poem tells I hope a very interesting tale
All about a moustache on a inspirational male...

Most of the following
words (fictitious) quit
tuss cent shill, knit
head, (non adult...

He is an old romantic Romeo
She is his Juliet

With only one thing on his mind right now...

One step forward with two steps back! Aint life a blast!!!

Rushing around on life’s racetrack as...

I love my little brown teapot round and fat

Its used alot you can be very sure of that...

I made a mistake when I asked the wrong lady for a date.
I never knew that a man could end up...