Strong armed marshall law decrees (at a buoy good gull... lance) across airwaves blare...
I can't believe I'm saying this, But In our government we now have to believe, In them we now...
The moon is full as the church clock stirkes midnight and the church bells ring...
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Wimbledon 2020 won't be happening this...
The bedroom clock still ticks and tocks Feet still welcome a pair of socks Ice cream is...
Pictures in my head are a wonderful thing So much happiness to me they bring The first time...
She made a pledge just the other day Twenty four hours and nothing could she say ...
Bouquets of beautiful flowers, rapid gracious falls flow over the mounds of rock captured by the earth's...
We shall fight them on the beaches Churchill once said I shall fight them alone by staying in my...
Gnome hatter heroic measures taken moost ludicrously asinine, nonetheless hoop fully ...
When this over I will do so many things Visit my friends and spread my wings Never will I...
I can't seem to help and wonder why Get it through my head however hard I try Advice has...
It's the simple things that matter most Like marmalade on hot buttery toast Seeing the...
Ably cane resign eternal damnation (mine) courtesy devil specially engraved telegram ...
Love flowed freely, as did the rouge wine ! In, banquet, was found means to fine dine. ...
One helluva story I heard the other day Couldn't believe the words I have to say I'm sure...
This interesting little tale is of Bobby Fryer Never told the truth and was a constant liar ...