Epic

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How unappealing... the...

courtesy hurling mandarin oranges.

How unappealing... the missus went bananas

Yes quite juvenile
unladylike childlike behaviour,
mine wife oft times doth display,
I...

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“My three wishes”

“My three wishes”

“Three wishes granted”
Now let me think...
My first shall tickle the whole world pink......

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I am a bird ?

I am a bird ?

Boisterously blowing midst a northerly breeze I fly to a copse and flit thru the trees
I need to...

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BANG..CRASH..WALLOP!!!

BANG..CRASH..WALLOP!!!

Those things that go bump in the middle of the night like when that dustbin lid blows off and gives us a...

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My magic mirror ?

My magic mirror ?

Silvery streaks are plain to see as I stare in my mirror regrettably
Why has my head went so white...

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Suzie at the Seaside

Suzie at the Seaside

Bare tiny tootsies playing on the sand
Soft, warm and silky so feeling very grand
As Suzie...

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Electorate witnesses...

flailing, lurching, and writhing in throes of agony

Electorate witnesses wounded beast...

Trumpets blare acknowledging
crack hunters lucky strike,
i.e. bullseye salvo shot at
...

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Our pet Quackers ????

Our pet Quackers ????

I peep out of my window when I hear all the noise
but it is only our quacking commotion from the...

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Those nursery rhymes?

Those nursery rhymes?

Everyone knew about Humpty Dumpty, he looked like an egg and was such a numpty, he fell off a wall with a...

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Anomalous poetic...

googling inept kickstarted lame outrĂŠ jaunty hokum

Anomalous poetic contrivance evokes...

(alternately titled:
Random screenshot within me noggin
instantaneously transforming,
...

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The twighlight of her dreams

The twighlight of her dreams

She tiptoes on watery beams amidst the twighlight of her dreams in a wonderful world of wishful thinking...

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The tiny Dragon fly ?

The tiny Dragon fly ?

Shimmering sparkles of sheer delight
as I gaze at a Dragon fly fluttering in flight
She...

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“Oh what a crying shame”

“Oh what a crying shame”

“Oh what a crying shame”

On the long rocky road to nowhere I started on my trail as a northerly...

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A nice cup of tea ☕️

A nice cup of tea ☕️

Oh Lord there’s a wishy washy wonderless a’ hangin’ over me
Tho I don’t know what’s the matter it’s...

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Euphoric Dance

Euphoric Dance

Mistress is much too eager!
Beware when something amiss.
After wrenched and beleaguered,...

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Faraway Friends ❤️?

Faraway Friends ❤️?

Way across the widest oceans and beneath the highest hills I have faraway friends who are there at God’s...

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My mindless, midnight...

My mindless, midnight mission ???

An ambience of eeriness engulfs the atmosphere
A smothering of haziness opaque and so unclear...