Contest Nominees

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THE BIGGEST PILE OF POO !?x

THE BIGGEST PILE OF POO !?x

ABOUT.MY EXTRA BED-ROOM!?
THAT,S AN EXTENSION
OF MY HOME !
ALL OF A SUDDEN MY 7 x 9!...

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THE COURTESAN (Sicilian...

THE COURTESAN (Sicilian Sonnet)

In plush red satin, lace and candle glow

She lies regally nude atop an ermine fur

While...

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The Mistress

I was 4 when it began; my father's affair,
He wouldn't come home until late,
I was young; but...

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My Heart Smiled

My Heart Smiled

A leaf has fallen from my tree
This leaf, has been a pain for me
The leaf of loneliness, and...

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BACK POCKET

Got a picture of my kid in my back pocket
This train's going off the tracks, baby try and stop it...

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SLOW AND STEADY WINS THE...

SLOW AND STEADY WINS THE RACE!!

Were men sent to us from Mars?
So women could admire their cars?
For some a trophy, their...

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Disappointing

Disappointing

Do you know how it feels to be loved in vain
To always let down the ones who care
To be the...

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The Tide in Me

A night sky comes to calling in the fire of a midnight sun. I come calling upon the frost of a chilling...

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Memories Etched

I paused today

Put cares away

Relaxed and let

The moment stay

Saw feathered...

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Love Resurrection...

Love Resurrection...

In spite of it all

Our love's still true

Worth the heartache

We battled through...

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THE OLDEST BREAK DANCER....

THE OLDEST BREAK DANCER..EVER !?X

I,M OFF TO BREAK DANCING CLASS!
I LOVE TO SPIN ON MY ARSE!
I,VE BEEN DOING THIS
SINCE...

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Helter Skelter

Helter Skelter

It's a vast world

And I'm a maggot

Feeding off the putrid decay

Sloshing around in...

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Me

Me

Sum of all my parts
a filthy and dirty mind
but a caring heart

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Mommy and Daddy

Mommy and Daddy

~~Mommy and Daddy are screaming again,
Big fights that last all night,
Mommy and Daddy are...

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Excuses Excuses

Excuses Excuses

I ll go to the gym

Sweat and be thin

Give up chocolate, yep, I promise, I will

No...

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The little frog

The little frog

There once was a frog who lived under a leaf

He sat and he thought of all he wished that he was...

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Just a Roughneck Dreamin

For a guy like me there seems to be no slack.

Is it so wrong to dream of my mom seeing my name on a...