I like to flirt with you through jokes And innuendos And poetry And song lyrics...
Upon making a purchase, yours truly murmurs bonjour to the man/woman clerk manning...
The rat Look at you You wily beast Composed of talons Fur and feet. ...
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It is funny how The newest Members Of a group Gets All The...
I know the breeze is warming the air outside And the flowers are bright & are in bloom, I...
I hate that I get intimate with everyone but the One most worthy
Anyone can see My day is...
I have a confession I'm in love with my abuser We have so many memories and treasures shared...
Cheeks licked by breath of fan Ears pecked by chirping midnight traffic Half wide eyes slurp...
SKIM ME GLANCE WITHOUT ABSORBING
NONSENSE LIKE A DRY ...
.MY BELIEF SYSTEM IN LIFE.
THAT IT IS NOT ALWAYS ENOUGH TO BE FORGIVEN BY OTHER.
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If you ever try a drug you'll have to steal a coffee mug Just to make yourself a cup of joe...
I heard it repeating, that voice in my ear, and wondered once more if redemption was...
I wrote a song while I heard you talk on the telephone Sent a thank you card to your best good...
They came for me As though I was Jesus of Nazareth
They came for Me...
Pimp Daddy in the office upstairs Infamous is your reputation May your management keep this...
Despite being atheist, with serpent teen eyes, I would nonetheless bet Eve fen number...
I am being forced To kiss the ring after I chose To spit on it
Humility...