Satirical

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Adventure Anyone?

Adventure Anyone?

Sitting here in escapism mode.
I sift through the melancholy thoughts.
Lingering on some...

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10:24 pm CST

death or how i like it; submarine style.

10:24 pm CST

basically i break the creative ache

i rhyme with nothingness at my back

beer comes and...

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Strikingly crafty...

what else... his trademark blatherskite!

Strikingly crafty logomaniac presents...

While sprawled comfortably
numb upon davenport
Iowa daily dose of poetic mishmash,
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Day Tripper

Daytripper!
How are you feeling
so late at night?
Dont you think you are far from home...

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The good kind...

You've seen us behind closed doors

and out in public

we're nuts

the both of us...

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Don't Worry...Never Mind

If you're falling into life's bottomless pit....don't worry.
Because there is a bottom. Rock bottom...

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Hope I don't get to old

Hope I never get to old and forget what I need to remember for the fear of losing my mind and to find I no...

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Dark Thoughts #1

You don’t see the dark behind my eyes?
all the people I’ve left behind?
The hatred I’ve kept...

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Seamus a chaca (James the...

Seamus a chaca (James the coward)

Seamus a chaca
how you fled
across the Boyne valley
as the green bled
Seamus a...

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Walked Away From The Devil

Walked Away From The Devil

I walked
away from
The devil
Awhile back

Humility
Became
My...

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Currency

They trade love as a currency,
Borrowed from the bank.
It has no value of its own:
...

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Do I?

Do I?

Do I need you to survive?
yes!
Is that a lie?
no!
Put your love to the test...

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Hooked

Hooked

I’m hooked on emotion
A midnight devotion
I’ll laugh and weep
and cry myself to sleep...

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Swimming in tears

Swimming in tears

I looking for your eyes
swimming in the tears you cry
everyday
I never know what to...

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ā€˜Ladder to the Pearly Gate’

ā€˜Ladder to the Pearly Gate’

He climbed the long ladders to the Pearly gate but there was a long snakey queue so he had to wait... an...

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Death By Pathos

Death By Pathos

I need to find a subject that grips the old heart strings,
I need to write of something, and hope...

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Did I Forget You?

Did I Forget You?

Did I forget
You
While I
SPRAYED
My Ink
Across
The web?

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