Satirical

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Not So Bright Says He

Not So Bright Says He

NOT so bright
says he
As the Cosmo
Reader scrambles
To Google a
word...

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SIR BRAVEHEART

SIR BRAVEHEART

I once knew
a cat
That spawned
simplistic
Poems
From his
Hat...

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The Crab that got away

The Crab that got away

Putting
live crabs
In an open
Pale
Without
a
Lid
Is a...

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THIS BLURRY GLANCE

THIS BLURRY GLANCE

Man, life's got me tripping over myself again,
Here at the beginning, when it's drawing towards the...

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Adventure Anyone?

Adventure Anyone?

Sitting here in escapism mode.
I sift through the melancholy thoughts.
Lingering on some...

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10:24 pm CST

death or how i like it; submarine style.

10:24 pm CST

basically i break the creative ache

i rhyme with nothingness at my back

beer comes and...

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Strikingly crafty...

what else... his trademark blatherskite!

Strikingly crafty logomaniac presents...

While sprawled comfortably
numb upon davenport
Iowa daily dose of poetic mishmash,
...

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Day Tripper

Daytripper!
How are you feeling
so late at night?
Dont you think you are far from home...

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The good kind...

You've seen us behind closed doors

and out in public

we're nuts

the both of us...

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Don't Worry...Never Mind

If you're falling into life's bottomless pit....don't worry.
Because there is a bottom. Rock bottom...

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Hope I don't get to old

Hope I never get to old and forget what I need to remember for the fear of losing my mind and to find I no...

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Dark Thoughts #1

You don’t see the dark behind my eyes?
all the people I’ve left behind?
The hatred I’ve kept...

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Seamus a chaca (James the...

Seamus a chaca (James the coward)

Seamus a chaca
how you fled
across the Boyne valley
as the green bled
Seamus a...

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Walked Away From The Devil

Walked Away From The Devil

I walked
away from
The devil
Awhile back

Humility
Became
My...

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Currency

They trade love as a currency,
Borrowed from the bank.
It has no value of its own:
...

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Do I?

Do I?

Do I need you to survive?
yes!
Is that a lie?
no!
Put your love to the test...

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Hooked

Hooked

I’m hooked on emotion
A midnight devotion
I’ll laugh and weep
and cry myself to sleep...