Satirical

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Human Combustion

Suzane Loney Junior
Was in love with Philip Senior
And he didn't even she was alive
...

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THE DRAGON'S DEN

There was no place to hide, only in my dreams,
go to bed in disgust, not everything's as it seems,...

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Dream Scape

Dream Scape

I lay in my bed
Eyes wide awake,

Hoping for sleep
The time it would take,

I...

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THE FIELD MICE

They weren't blind and there wasn't three of them,
we saw how they ran after the farmer's wife,...

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Death & Despair

Death & Despair

Death and despair,
Heavenly lies,
You pay the price of silvery lies,

To die or to...

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Braggadocio Haint The Style...

Braggadocio Haint The Style Of This Whelk Hooked Sluggish Autodidact

Nay, despite failing to make the grade,
this bluesy well red, duff mute
average white band...

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Alun Wyn is a good captain...

Alun Wyn is a good captain but not as good as Ieu

Alun Wyn is probably one of the best players in the world
at his position ,
a great captain...

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I almost operated on the...

I almost operated on the queen

I had been on the waiting list for a few years,
then a letter arrived saying that the operation was...

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Old Outlaws Are Outlawed


Old outlaws can never really go home,because in the minds of your so called friends and family, you...

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How to get a youthful figure

I know a secret and I'll share it with you,
it is the answer to that age old question,
how do...

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The Logic

The Logic

THE LOGIC
BY: Stephen McKenzie - 2018"

The logic was magnificent!
You couldn't have...

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Medieval Quandary: What Do...

Medieval Quandary: What Do You with an Unemployed Knight?

To my knight in shining armor this...

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Wars

Wars

In the first world war,
the bodies piled up forevermore,
the death in the mud trench;
...

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The devil's ride

The devil's ride

I named her Carrie because she was a car,
I bought it from a man called ray,
only a few years...

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Gav + Stace + the gucci...

Stace complains about gav's dick,
says there's not much she can do with it,
pulls it up and...

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St Georges Day

To all the English idiots that I have met today

I see you all outside Wetherspoons
drinking...

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METAL CITY

METAL CITY

This holy noise
Thou shalt hear
Clangs
And bangs
Metal city
These hard...