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Motivated Mike 🀣

Motivated Mike 🀣

He climbs the highest mountains

Then he runs a 10k hike

He races along a riverside, riding...

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It Knows What Scares You

It Knows What Scares You

It dwells in me,
This endless hate.
No human morals,
My mind does debate.

My...

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Season Of The Witch

Seven Dark Sinful Poems

Season Of The Witch

From the dawn of time she came,
Moving malevolently through the centuries.
No-one ever...

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Tales From The Crypt

Warning! Read at your peril.

Tales From The Crypt

Dark greetings bold stranger I welcome you,
Now ready one's heart for what's on view.
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1by1 or who

1 or who

1by1 or who

1 by 1 but who
1 minute by 1 minute we lose the time
​​​​​​1hour by 1hour we rush the time...

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Down by the coast πŸ’™

Down by the coast πŸ’™

Flap your feathered wings come fly with me

To taste yon salt and smell that sea

Soaring up...

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That long snakey queue πŸ’™

That long snakey queue πŸ’™

People waiting
Agitating
Standing in a long snaky queue

Fingers fiddling on their...

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Thats what friends are for πŸ’•

Thats what friends are for πŸ’•

Just sat in a waiting room biding my time

Tapping text on my iphone penning poetry with rhyme...

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Bubbly Brain Bath

Bubbly Brain Bath

My brain is clean from bubbles and soap
and the only word I remember is β€œhope”
β€œForgetting is...

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The Scared Spider πŸ•·πŸŽƒ

The Scared Spider πŸ•·πŸŽƒ

Said the sneaky Spider to the wicked witch β€œIs it Halloween soon?”

β€œYES!!!” Snapped the old hag..”...

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My zest and zeal πŸ’™

My zest and zeal πŸ’™

I am but a gentle breeze blowing through your tidy hair

Tussling and teasing tiny strands,...

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The deepest darkest well ❀️

I dropped my silver sixpence down the deepest darkest well

And as I listened very carefully I may...

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Booth made famous on April...

Sic semper tyrannis ad mortem

Booth made famous on April 15th, MDCCCLXV...

("Thus always I bring death to tyrants").

Ever since early forerunners
of twenty first...

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~ A QUIXOTIC THOUGHT ~

~ A QUIXOTIC THOUGHT ~

There are a number of intricate possibilities
Invading my cranium
A moving vision of...

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A Happenstance Of Hues πŸ’•

A Happenstance Of Hues πŸ’•

As ruddy, rouge red as those rosy cheeks on a pretty girls face

Spangled, sensational skies with...

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Sally The Border Collie πŸ’™

Sally The Border Collie πŸ’™

Sally the sheepdog shepherded her sheep

She would listen to β€œCOME BY”” and β€œLIE DOWN DOG!!” Then...

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My Beautiful Revery ❀️

My Beautiful Revery ❀️

If I was an artist with an easel and a stand

My pretty palettes of pastel paints would be often...