Tragicomedy

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JIM TURNS INTO KIM

JIM TURNS INTO KIM

Between Monday to Friday he was plain old Jim
However on Saturday Jim was transformed into Kim...

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HOW TO GET ELECTED

HOW TO GET ELECTED

Tell people what they want to hear...

Change your beliefs for a vote...

Come across as...

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THERE'S BOXING GLOVES...

THERE'S BOXING GLOVES ON THE SHELF

In our minds we replay memories over and over again...

We feel the hurts each and every time......

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This Dissembling Man...

This Dissembling Man...

Trod thru three
score orbitz with air
tight (hermetically sealed)
lid on his emotions...

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Untitled 6/17/11

i operate the weight machine
at the gym

i watch the veins
come out of my arms...

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Snoring Spouse Rocks...

Snoring Spouse Rocks Highland Manor

(not really, but just wanted
to get your attention.)

Thus "NOT FAKE," but
poetic...

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The Orphan and The Thief

The Orphan and The Thief

Remember this December the orphan child says to me, the flowers I give you are only yours to see, give up...

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GOOD ECONOMY = NO CREDIT

GOOD ECONOMY = NO CREDIT

21% of credit card applications have been denied to new applicants...

The reason they give is the...

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EVERYTHING MUST GO!

EVERYTHING MUST GO!

WDOK Radio Station has removed the 1949 Christmas Classic Song Baby It's Cold Outside from their playlist...

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Oblivious To Reality

Oblivious To Reality

One major advantage
since receiving
social security
disability ah...dunno,

...

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PUT A SPELL ON YOU

PUT A SPELL ON YOU

I'm going to put a spell on you
It's the kind of thing that us witches do
I think I will...

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ARE THEY FIGHTING US WITH...

ARE THEY FIGHTING US WITH OUR OWN MONEY?

The war has been going on for over 17 years...

Their messages have been loud and clear...

...

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Unnecessary Removal Of...

Unnecessary Removal Of Adenoids

Back in day (of ma
mum, and perhaps
since time immemorial)
utterances of physicians...

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CERTAIN IN UNCERTAIN TIMES

CERTAIN IN UNCERTAIN TIMES

Here's my most difficult and challenging of rhymes
To write about what's certain in uncertain times...

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THE MOUSE IN MY HOUSE

THE MOUSE IN MY HOUSE

Oh my goodness I nearly cried
I have never been so terrified
Going about his business on the...

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BURNT TOAST (HANGOVER FROM...

BURNT TOAST (HANGOVER FROM HELL)

Too much alcohol from the night before
My head is still spinning that's for sure
I looked...

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SPCA WITNESS PROTECTION...

(A Special Request from Greg Tucker)

Help me!

People are trying to get me and do...