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NothiNgneSS

HeArts disSOLVe, oh yES,
TheY dO
To fall as teaRS and form a
pOOl
A pool where...

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My Dick Is a Dog

I lost my wiener because my ex-wife cut off my log.
And the doctor had to replace my dick with a dog...

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I Love You, But It’s Stupid

I Love You, But It’s Stupid

I love you but it’s stupid.

you with your bifocal narrow Mind
and me with my Un-neglected...

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ROY

Roy, the name l've never forgotten,
How can I?
Whenever l heard your name, my mind shifts...

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I’m trying to get over you

You knew how I felt about you,
But I didn’t want it to be true,
I didn’t know what you felt...

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Gospel of Judas Mac

I have a friend that idolises sex actors, although he would call them stars

Says they're "living...

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A QUICKENING AS SLOW AS JOY...

A QUICKENING AS SLOW AS JOY ALL OF A SUDDEN

I’m humming too quickly for the birds to understand the melodious
and my dank petrol is now a...

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Ten Thousand Words

Songs

Ten Thousand Words

Transverse waves of sound,
Colours, flashing,
Fireworks all around.

Oh take me on a...

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Goodbye

Goodbye

Nearly here once again,
That time of year,
Time to make and break resolutions,
...

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Unscrambling Thoughts

Uncertainty

Unscrambling Thoughts

Miles away,
There lives someone
Calling me at the end of each day
For help and comfort...

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GINGER MITTENS

GINGER MITTENS

Lost you in the confluence. In the maze wind.
In the heat of prattle and the garments of Self....

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It’s Only Words.

Above me a warm sun does shine.
Music to my ears, close by church bells heavenly chime.
...

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A Chipped Tooth In The...

A Chipped Tooth In The Broad Smile Of A Worm




Surrender Dorothy,

And
make
your Socrates
from a...

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Stop Biting

Yep. I do

I do think I am better than you

To remind myself of how far I've come

To...

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Something Between I and U

– Sonnet of the words from a set of letters

Something Between I and U

A post by @poetrybythepoet_ on Instagram reads as flows
There are 26 alphabets and I hate J,K,L,M,N,...

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Signs of Insanity Apparently

Little kittens down by station

In the fleeting twighlight

Savouring tasty morsal scraps...

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CATEGORIES

What category would I fit into I ask myself
Calm and collected also in pretty good health
...