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And For Supper Tonight...

And For Supper Tonight...

The Missus Prepared Her Trademark Tortilla Pizza

Hmm...yum...after a hard
days night of...

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The meaning of nice

Living in limbo
Looking for a bimbo
Washing blood off my timbos
Yo joe you’re too slow...

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President Elect Alexandria...

President Elect Alexandria Ocasio Cortez - 2024

Circa...Approximately one month
following her thirty fifth birthday
October 13th, 2024...

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F#$* Michigan

F#$* Michigan

Goodbye
I guess I gotta go
Decompose in a fucking jail cell
I can’t make sense of this...

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Choking Back The Tears!

Choking Back The Tears!

This papa did accurately
surmise undeclared war
strong armed lance pierced my armour,
...

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Eldest Daughter Bore...

Eldest Daughter Bore Fallout, Sans Brunt Marital Contention

An article posted in TIME Magazine
(VOL. 193 NO. 19 MAY 20 2019)
underscored_impact progeny...

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Frangible Ego Abysmally Copes

Frangible Ego Abysmally Copes

Unrelenting blitzkrieg deadly
assault upon psyche
pounded defenseless
vulnerable...

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The Sewer Churns Large

The Sewer Churns Large

What if imagination and spirit are intertwined
like the right and left hemispheres of the mind?...

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Nobel Lionized Matriarchy

Nobel Lionized Matriarchy

Freely forming metrical mainstays
poetic occasion to phrase
the fairer and gentler sex,...

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Never To Old For The Sandman!

Never To Old For The Sandman!

Ah...respite relished sleeping like a baby,
variations on theme I iterate
impossible to stave...

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No.

No.

People often ask me why I am the way I am.
Why I'm the one guy who doesn't ogle girls,
doesn'...

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Though Amply Rested, I...

Though Amply Rested, I Still Yawn

And feel energized after
light exercise doth spawn
an mental impasse,
where endeavor...

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The Story Ending

The Story Ending

I'm to broken for your love, Im cousumed by my fears and all the tears that ran down my face, scared that...

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Approaching Dusk Of Mine...

Approaching Dusk Of Mine Existence

(tell the dee jay to cue Thus Spake Zarathustra)

Most recent orbitz upon oblate spheroid
...

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Percipient Papa Guru...

Percipient Papa Guru Courtesy Deux Darling Goo Goo Dolls

Impossible mission for yours truly,
sans this dada to validate
those two most significant...

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Sorry...No Time To Play UNO...

Sorry...No Time To Play UNO With Dada!

Forgotten memory jarred
beholding two decks UNO
materializing from...thin air,
(...

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Mere Minutes Into May Sixth...

Mere Minutes Into May Sixth, 2019

Heron entombed within b44 man cave
at Highland Manor Apartments sitting
in catbird seat after...