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" I,LL RISK IT, FOR A...

" I,LL RISK IT, FOR A BISCUIT !?"X

" QUICK, I,VE GOT 1 MINUTE, IM GONNA RISK IT !
I,VE ONLY GONE & FOUND , ME FAVORITE BISCUIT?...

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" YOU, GROWN-UP,S !?...

" YOU, GROWN-UP,S !?" X

" I AM SUCH AN ANGRY LITTLE CHICK !
& THAT WAS A VERY LOW, KIND OF TRICK ?
IM GONNA...

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" A TRUE FRIEND.....

" A TRUE FRIEND...UNTIL THE BITTER END !?" X

A TRUE FRIEND, WILL ALWAYS BE THERE FOR YOU !
HOLDING YA HAIR OUT YA FACE, WHILE YA SPEW
...

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" BE..CAREFUL LOVE !?...

" BE..CAREFUL LOVE !?" X

HIM..." BE CAREFUL LOVE, DONT GIVE ME A BLEEDING PUNCTURE !
OR I WILL NO LONGER BE ABLE , TO BE YOUR...

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" DING-A-LING.. DONT...

" DING-A-LING.. DONT WANNA SING !?" X

" I AM HIDING BEHIND HERE, AWAY FROM MY MUMMY
& SHE DEFINATLY AINT FINDING IT AT ALL VERY FUNNY...

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The Lass in the Hotel Bedroom

The Lass in the Hotel Bedroom

The lass in the hotel room stood doing her hair.

She wore a cowboy shirt but no underwear....

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" ON..REFLECTION !?...

" ON..REFLECTION !?"X

" LOOKING BACK & ON REFLECTION !
IM SO SICK & TIRED OF REJECTION
THAT EVERY...

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"MAYBE."....!?X

"MAYBE."....!?X

" WHY, DONT YOU GIVE ME A CALL SOMETIME?...MAYBE !
IT WOULD BE REAL NICE, TO HEAR YOUR VOICE BABY...

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" OVER WORKED &...

" OVER WORKED & UNDER PAID !?" X

" IT,S BLOODY HARD WORK, BEING A TOP BITCH !
& I DESERVE A FUCK N RAISE
NOT ENOUGH DAMN...

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" VALENTINE.S DAY...

" VALENTINE.S DAY SUCKS !?" X

" WHO EVER LOVED ME LAST YEAR
DOES NOT , LOVE ME THIS
MAYBE LAST YEAR WAS A JOKE ?
OR...

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" HER..VALENTINE...

" HER..VALENTINE VENDETTA !?"X

" WATCH OUT FOR THE EVIL CHERUB, WITH A BOW !
WHO WILL BE UNLEASHED, THIS TIME TOMORROW
COS,...

Poem -

The Best Thing On T.V.

The Best Thing On T.V.

I've watched T.V.
Since the day I was born,
But what I see now,
Is pretty much Porn....

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" TO BE..A REAL WOMAN ...

" TO BE..A REAL WOMAN !?" X

" TO BE, A REAL WOMAN, WITH YOUR OWN MIND !
STEER CLEAR OF ROSE COLORED SPEX
THAT ONLY MAKE...

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" SILENCE..CAN BE...

" SILENCE..CAN BE GOLDEN !?"X

" SILENCE, IS THE LOUDEST THAT A WOMAN CAN CRY !
NO NEED FOR ANY WORDS, OR NEED TO EVEN TRY
...

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" YOUR..THE BUN FOR ME...

" YOUR..THE BUN FOR ME !?"X

" PLEASE MY DARLING, DO NOT RUN!
AWAY FROM ME AGAIN, MY GORGEOUS SEXY BUN
I KNOW SOMETIMES,...

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" TWO SIDES, TO EVERY...

" TWO SIDES, TO EVERY STORY !?"X

" THERE ARE ALWAYS TWO SIDES, TO EVERY STORY ?!
ONLY ONE SIDE, IS MORE LIKE JACKANORY
&...

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" IT,S OUT OF, OUR...

" IT,S OUT OF, OUR HANDS !?"X

" WE ALL HOLD OUR WORLD, IN THE PALMS OF OUR HANDS !
ALTHO, NONE OF US, TRULY EVER UNDERSTANDS ?...