Accident

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Return

seven weeks in hospital,
left me hardly able to walk,
and none did know,
apart from...

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Happy birthday Matthew...

Happy birthday Matthew Scott Harris

Yours truly snapped, popped,
and cracked his crown out cervix
(I'll spare ye the bloody...

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It's me

It's me

You were once a friend,a long time being
You lost your family & children, grew apart,
...

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“Where the hell have I put...

“Where the hell have I put my keys?”

Dam and blast it, I’ve gone and done it again, “Where the hell have I put my keys?” Oh what a friggin’...

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My Brother

My Brother

I never met him because he died before I came,
run over by a bus for playing a stupid game,
...

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Sir Knight

Sir knight
Your armor is in need of a Polish
Your faithful steed is no where to be found...

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Vocabulist nonalcoholic...

Vocabulist nonalcoholic punchdrunk stupor January 1st, 2020

Unlike the vast population swath,
with painful hangover
average celebrant merely
doth...

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DON’T DRINK AND DRIVE!!

DON’T DRINK AND DRIVE!!

Concentration is so easily distracted, when one ends up staring into space, it’s that feeling of “Eeh have...

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DON’T DRINK AND DRIVE??

DON’T DRINK AND DRIVE??

Concentration is so easily distracted, when one ends up staring into space, it’s that feeling of “Eeh have...

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Roadkkkill

Roadkkkill
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Myrrha

when a king beds his princess

Myrrha

Myrrha
What is the cost of this prize you won?
To bed a father and bear his son
This...

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Divine jubilant providence...

Divine jubilant providence unplugged

Inexplicable blessing luckily
avoiding potentially grim fate
finds yours truly coming to...

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Trawling through the...

Trawling through the internet??

Ordering this for her and that for him and socks with chocks for cousin Jim.. trawling through the...

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Counterpoint

Counterpoint
How sweet to be
Forever in opposing harmony
Resonating for all time...

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The First Time I Saw You

The First Time I Saw You

The first time I saw you
My beating heart was going to become yours
A beautiful man, who’s...

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My Heart Broke Over You

My dog Bouncer

My Heart Broke Over You

I miss you
Lonely because I am without your sweetness
Miserable because I keep going over how...

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want to(11-20-19)

who would want to
do as they needed to do
if they didn't understand
as you told them...