Alienation

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Panic Room

Panic Room

Too weird for The Strange;
my wings are so bulky
they don’t seem to fit

Am I just a...

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Taxi Driver Calls for a Re...

Taxi Driver Calls for a Re-think.

Listen you fuckers, you screwheads,
As you stroll by with eyes half shut,
You all seem to...

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Love Lost

Love Lost

Love lost
Can love be lost?
Like keys under a couch
Misplaced momentarily
Only...

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Chatter

The chatter which is not real,
The chatter that thinks it knows the deal.
The chatter that...

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Sweaty Palms – Chronic Woe...

Sweaty Palms – Chronic Woe Renders...

Po' Whet Tick Dampened Curse = A
Worse Fate Than Death!

No idea when the incessant onset...

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Harumph To Holiday Hoopla –...

Harumph To Holiday Hoopla – Phish Pshaw!

Relieved of fatherhood Saint
Nick schtick found me
to relinquish ratty outfit, and stow away...

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Harmless Weapons

Harmless Weapons

Don’t pity my strained eyes.
I’ve long favoured the shade.
It is you who lacks the ability to...

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Donald Trump Donald Trump...

Donald Trump Donald Trump Das Fuehrer's Braggadocio

Wrapped up in the Christmas holiday spirit,
I surmise doth allow
nationally collective...

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Just Call Me A F*****G Hip...

Just Call Me A F*****G Hip Poke Writ

Oh flibbertigibbet
damn, heil (Stuart Little) let mice
self down dagnabbit,
no matter...

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mockery

When I feel your mockery,
I descend into the place
I feel most elevated.
The caption...

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Paper Siren

Paper Siren

There’s a sadist in the street playing drums at 8pm
For a sun that refuses to set without a tantrum...

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The Act of Parental...

The Act of Parental Alienation

Watching your family become dismantled
Is heartbreaking enough for your soul to see,
Watching...

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Nowhere to run, nowhere to...

We laugh
We cry
Only they know why

They shout
They yell
We are in hell...

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If Broken is Beautiful

If Broken is Beautiful

If broken is Beautiful
Then leave me cracked and crazed
Beautifully broken
By the...

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See me!

See me!

What do you want me to say.
Life ain't easy.
But it's the opposite, on top of it.
You...

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Who I am!

Who I am!

Mental state, deteriorate. Blow some and levitate
Higher than the sky, I meditate. To keep my sanity...

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Brain Surgery...

Brain Surgery...

Programmed to the beat of social society,
Stimulated to the false imagination of reality,
...