Amusing

He blows his toy trumpet coz he wants to be heard

When his eldest sister snatches it from his...

‘Ninky nonky noo noo’ is a place in nowhere land..where the silver sea is sweet as honey and the shores...

Did they reconcile by passionate kissing ?
Got to the last page only to find it missing
I go...

Ordinarily approximately sixteen days
of barley, hops and malt brew
to ale any even those who...

I was being chased by a cantankerous Kangaroo

As I raced around like a rocket I lost my left shoe...

Let me tell you all about Mr and Mrs Wong
Both lived their lives in bustling Hong Kong...

Last night I had the strangest dream, whilst it is difficult to describe

I think I was a chieftain...

At birth I was smacked to make make me cry.

Thinking how I was going to live with my new outsides...

I started sneezing in the superstore, Well I just couldn’t stop

So “Atichoo atashoo”, I ran out...

“Yodel-lodel-odel-ee” his high falsetto and low chest notes could be heard..

Bellowing down beyond...

Flicking through the channels on my remote control

I am sat in solitude without another living...

The following doth constitute
combination of fact and fiction
unfortunately not sentences...

Let me tell you all about dear Bobby Haynes
Makes his fortune in life through ill gotten gains...

Since the shut in from the covid virus epidemic
I have changed my ways in my appearance it seems I...

Lemme titillate thee
regarding myself daily soldiering thru breastworks
read out loud to...

Millions and trillions of funny, fascinating faces
filled up the cracks and crevasses of these...

I am free willed. My parents never understood me
Anything was everything don't bring it home unless...