Amusing

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LAST PAGE MISSING

Did they reconcile by passionate kissing ?
Got to the last page only to find it missing
I go...

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2021 Oktoberfest cancelled,...

2021 Oktoberfest cancelled, thus babel of voices not heard

Ordinarily approximately sixteen days
of barley, hops and malt brew
to ale any even those who...

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The Cantankerous Kangaroo 🦘

The Cantankerous Kangaroo 🦘

I was being chased by a cantankerous Kangaroo

As I raced around like a rocket I lost my left shoe...

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MR AND MRS WONG


Let me tell you all about Mr and Mrs Wong
Both lived their lives in bustling Hong Kong...

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“Jill Of Jabberwocky” 🤣

“Jill Of Jabberwocky” 🤣

Last night I had the strangest dream, whilst it is difficult to describe

I think I was a chieftain...

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I will survive take off.

At birth I was smacked to make make me cry.

Thinking how I was going to live with my new outsides...

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“Atishoo” Atashoo”

“Atishoo” Atashoo”

I started sneezing in the superstore, Well I just couldn’t stop

So “Atichoo atashoo”, I ran out...

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Yodel-lodel-ee”

Yodel-lodel-ee”

“Yodel-lodel-odel-ee” his high falsetto and low chest notes could be heard..

Bellowing down beyond...

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Mr. Postman Pat 🤣

Mr. Postman Pat 🤣

Flicking through the channels on my remote control

I am sat in solitude without another living...

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A (growing) menagerie of...

A (growing) menagerie of stuffed animals And Beanie Babies

The following doth constitute
combination of fact and fiction
unfortunately not sentences...

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DODGY GEEZER

Let me tell you all about dear Bobby Haynes
Makes his fortune in life through ill gotten gains...

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Covid Grande

Since the shut in from the covid virus epidemic
I have changed my ways in my appearance it seems I...

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Booby trapped within...

Booby trapped within apartment unit b44

Lemme titillate thee
regarding myself daily soldiering thru breastworks
read out loud to...

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The Matchstick men from...

The Matchstick men from Miniland 🧙🏿‍♂️

Millions and trillions of funny, fascinating faces
filled up the cracks and crevasses of these...

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Can You Understand Me

I am free willed. My parents never understood me
Anything was everything don't bring it home unless...

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Just another farmyard 🐂

Just another farmyard 🐂

Twas just another farmyard on a cold, winter’s night as those sparkling stars were twinkling bright~...

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The shoes

The shoes

On a dark and gray day
Van Gogh walks to the
market and buy those shoes
puts them on...