Amusing

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The Scared Spider 🕷🎃

The Scared Spider 🕷🎃

Said the sneaky Spider to the wicked witch “Is it Halloween soon?”

“YES!!!” Snapped the old hag..”...

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Yummy Scrummy Chocolate 🍫

Yummy Scrummy Chocolate 🍫

A little bit of what we fancy cannot do us any harm

Just like strolling out in the falling snow,...

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LOST AND FOUND


He put them in a good place that's for sure
Forgetfulness I'm afraid there isn't a cure...

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A Comic Recipe...

A Comic Recipe...

I add a little bit of nonsense,
That has been finely ground.
And a small slice of silliness...

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Johnny’s sister Suzy 🤣

Johnny’s sister Suzy 🤣

Big Johnny had a little sister..Suzy was her name

And every time the two of them had a falling out...

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That early bird 🪱

That early bird 🪱

On a misty morning at half past eight

That early bird is never late

As day is dawning he’s...

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Tickled Pink!!! 💕

Tickled Pink!!! 💕

A new day is dawning almost each and every time that I blink

My life is passing me by in the...

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Tis that time of the year 😄

Tis that time of the year 😄

Autumn is upon us with that chilly nip in the air, I fear

In but the blink of an eye Jack Frost...

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‘What A Poser!!’ 🤣

‘What A Poser!!’ 🤣

“Cor blimey” “Mercy me” I don’t half fancy him

As I’m watching with wonderment at his skills, when...

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Long lost sailor lad 💙

Long lost sailor lad 💙

All around and “Bon voyage!!” to those white cliffs of Dover

I sailed my ship like a seafaring...

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My calming gin🍸

My calming gin🍸

Clinging cobwebs are in a cluster

I reach up a height with might and muster

Holding my...

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HOW DO YOU LIKE ME NOW?

You still love me right?

HOW DO YOU LIKE ME NOW?

My hypocritical ways?

What's good for them isn't good for you...

If it's good for you...

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SMILING STEALING ANIMALS

This funny bunny
Stole some honey
Doesn't carry money
Which isn't funny

These...

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“WHERE THE HELL !!!”😜

“WHERE THE HELL !!!”😜

Betwixt the cracks and crevasses
I scrutinise my inner mind
Somewhere in amidst the mayhem...

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Burning

Burning

Good poetry
is like steaming soup:
about to burn
your tongue.

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Billy’s BANG!! and BOOM!!

Billy’s BANG!! and BOOM!!

He blows his toy trumpet coz he wants to be heard

When his eldest sister snatches it from his...

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Ninky nonky noo noo land 💕

Ninky nonky noo noo land 💕

‘Ninky nonky noo noo’ is a place in nowhere land..where the silver sea is sweet as honey and the shores...