Said the sneaky Spider to the wicked witch “Is it Halloween soon?”
“YES!!!” Snapped the old hag..”...
A little bit of what we fancy cannot do us any harm
Just like strolling out in the falling snow,...
He put them in a good place that's for sure Forgetfulness I'm afraid there isn't a cure...
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I add a little bit of nonsense, That has been finely ground. And a small slice of silliness...
Big Johnny had a little sister..Suzy was her name
And every time the two of them had a falling out...
On a misty morning at half past eight
That early bird is never late
As day is dawning he’s...
A new day is dawning almost each and every time that I blink
My life is passing me by in the...
Autumn is upon us with that chilly nip in the air, I fear
In but the blink of an eye Jack Frost...
“Cor blimey” “Mercy me” I don’t half fancy him
As I’m watching with wonderment at his skills, when...
All around and “Bon voyage!!” to those white cliffs of Dover
I sailed my ship like a seafaring...
Clinging cobwebs are in a cluster
I reach up a height with might and muster
Holding my...
My hypocritical ways?
What's good for them isn't good for you...
If it's good for you...
This funny bunny Stole some honey Doesn't carry money Which isn't funny
These...
Betwixt the cracks and crevasses I scrutinise my inner mind Somewhere in amidst the mayhem...
Good poetry is like steaming soup: about to burn your tongue.
He blows his toy trumpet coz he wants to be heard
When his eldest sister snatches it from his...
‘Ninky nonky noo noo’ is a place in nowhere land..where the silver sea is sweet as honey and the shores...