Amusing

I wonder what its like in heaven
It must be immensely vast
There surely has to be a queuing...

Greedy Neville?

Deliciously yummy
Whilst extremely hot
Neville devours vindaloo curry...

Went to the Metro Center this morning
For Xmas shopping with our Jen
The rate I am buying...

There is a special reindeer
Rudolph is his name
His little nose it glows so red
It...

Sneaky Squirrel

Scurrilous squirrel does a jittery jump
Landing on his all fours
It...

Slithering snake slides down a tree
Go away scary reptile,
Do not come near me

It...

I fell out with myself
Just myself & me
Twas not difficult
Coz I am as fickle as...

I am looking after Ollie
He is my Grand daughters pet
Everytime I glance into his cage...

Felicity & Petula
Had an obsession to shop
That is how they met
Both had hold of...

Listen to advice?

Standing at the crossroads
Which way do i go
I’m feeling so...

Will I or won’t I ?

You are damned if you do
Your damned if you don’t
They have told...

My little Pixie ?

I believe in folklore
Oh yes I do
Tiny pixie-like elf
...

Ahh down memory lane?

Seventies was my era
How I miss my platform shoes
I used to...

Let me spin you a yarn my dear Grandpa told to me,
that happened many years ago
one frightful...

Wrinkles, not me ?

Laughter lines on my face
At least thats what I say
Its not coz I’...

Mr Mole ?

A labour of velvety moles dwell in the ground
Sows, Boars with baby pups sleep...

Who would tell me off for making a noise
I was in a swimming pool full of men and boys
I was...