Amusing

I’m goin ‘Cuckoo’

I own a cuckoo clock
It sits proud on my wall
There are three acorn...

Mr Silly String Got Into A Snip

Mr Silly String wasn’t that long
but he was oh so talented...

And so to bed

And so to bed
I need to rest my weary head
I hope I don’t count any...

Grandma & Maisie Witchywoos

When the sun does burn the fog
Outside in my view
I’...

TV is rubbish!!!

Just sitting on the sofa
Whilst I jot a little ditty
Not much on the...

Mmmm Lobster

Theres nothing quite like lobster
It hits the spot for me
I love it...

It's the bells turn!
Soon a end will lend a death
To a spill in spell made to tilt"
...

Chalk & Cheese

There is a little girl
She has a bigger brother
They live in a...

The button on my brain ?

I love playing with words
Its something that I do
So thats...

No longer do I,
Giggle when someone uses,
The term “Weed Whacker”.

Tasty sweeties?

Cleaning out the guinea pig
I use the plastic scoop
I fill a bag from...

Olly is Laurens guinea pig
He is staying here for a while
His Mum is on her holidays
...

Its definately very chilly today
The weatherman mentioned snow on its way
Oh dear I am not...

Winnifred Witch

Spluttering, smoudering sizziling slime
Enters the cauldron with a touch of...

What an ordeal ?

I have my driving test today
God knows how it will go
But I’m...

She's afraid she might say something she'll later regret so she keeps her mouth shut.

Lips tight...

On a roll

There are those that prefer happy poems
Many love the sad
I’d rather write...