Amusing

The perks of the job?

She works at the Coop nine till four
Shes on the middle till
Or...

Senior moment?

Oh no I can’t find my mobile phone
I have hunted everywhere
I’ve...

Well I’ve just had an accident!!
It exploded on the floor
An enormous white powder
...

The adults in the world today,
Have changed so much overtime.
I clearly remember when my...

Sitting in Costas whilst I fill my time
Suppin’ my latte as I proceed in rhyme
These days it...

There is a monster that lives in the sea
A wibbily wobbily blob is he
It has green slimey...

Mummys yummy cakes

Mummys busy wonder what she will make
Oh Yummy she has baked Charlie a...

Bobby & his jackdaw

The was a man who lived alone
He bought a bird to call his own...

He got in his car and started to drive
It would be eight when he was due to arrive
The...

Lauren & Alexa

“Alexa can you play me a song?”
I hear our Lauren ask
Immediately...

no (apparent) rhyme nor reason
(satisfactorily) explains academic
disposition, ideally suited...

Tiny Timmy Elf⭐️

Top of an ornamental horses head
Which is sat high on my shelf
Twas...

Molly & her Mam

Molly & her mother
They are not alike
Molly always drives a...

Mr Salt & Pepper pots

Mr Salt & Mrs Pepper on the kitchen table
The two tricksters...

My Crazy dreams

Last night I dreamed the craziest dream that there could ever be
I rode upon...

Mr & Mrs Weathers

Mr Jimmy Frost & Mrs Mary Ice
They were married on a cloud
...

Always Believe

Down amongst the jelly wobbles
Along the wooded way
Tiny Ticky &...