Amusing

Monkey Moon Man sat in the sky, with stars all around, but didn't know why.

So he asked the earth...

I am all of above and below

I am he, your Lord of heaven above
I am he, who gifts you life...

Hello?

Hey!

Oh Hey...

I was expecting Sparrowsong to answer...

Sparrowsong...

Chickens chickens in my yard
where you scratch the ground is marred
you flap your wings and...

Ecclefechan whiskey

And Ecclefechan tarts

Are guaranteed to give you

Ecclefechan...

Wonky house

Wonky windows

Wonky doors

Wonky walls

Wonky ceilings

...

B*ITCH PLEASE!! REALLY? *achew* sneeze.

Boys get down on your knees, cause MAMA'S here, and she don...

how to i do this pleasuring

thyself helping others

on this narrow nightshade Creeps comes...

My first thought

When I saw the photograph

That haircut –

Wish I’d left it till...

A Wibble wobbles
when jibbered by a Jabber.
Stealth Jabber attack!

Lady Salsa

Sways her hips

Inches away from my fingertips

Feet moving to a Latin...

I'm coasting in artesian leather, G-force punching me hard.
Mach speed six.
I’m accelerating...

I see faces

In strange places

In the mountains

By a roadside

On a tree...

It baffles me

I’ve got to say

Why anyone would want to pay

Twenty pounds or more...

Flowing like a river.
Oh the crimson tide!
The curse each woman endures.
One we must...

I wish that Him Indoors worked like a computer...! Even though the silly sod gets a lot of input... he`s...