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Twangled in a tangle 🤣

Twangled in a tangle 🤣

She is twangled in a tangle, tied up in tussled knots

Wearing her short skimpy skirt dancing dippy...

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Pancake day 🤣

Pancake day 🤣

Everyone is at it !!
It’s a knack you may say
Tossing it up and down
Catching it in...

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They call her Smarty pants 💕

They call her Smarty pants 💕

They call her Smarty pants with her soft suede, stiletto shoes

She has that many dresses, so she...

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I wanna be a ghost👻

I wanna be a ghost👻

I wanna be that grey lady ghost, casting her scary silhouettes, on the wall in your hall

And when...

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“There was four in the bed...

“There was four in the bed and the little on said!!,,,”

Squashed like slithery sardines, my Granddaughters and me

Huddled up, squished altogether, one.....

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Pinocchio 💕

Pinocchio 💕

Oh Pinocchio please stop telling little white lies

Your nose has grown so long now, I bet you can...

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My gnome called Jerome 🧙

My gnome called Jerome 🧙

I shall sit on this soft sofa, in the comfort of my home

Whilst my moving fingers are busy tapping...

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Down on the farm 🐄

Down on the farm 🐄

Twas just another ordinary day down on the farm

When Clarence cockerel “Cock-a-doodle-dood” his...

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The mystery of the mushroom 🤣

The mystery of the mushroom 🤣

I bet you’ve always wondered
why and when field mushrooms grow

Well I shall let you into a...

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Summit Times Ja Just Gotta...

Summit Times Ja Just Gotta Walk Away...

Excusing yourself as if...
going to the bidet,
an immense water closet
(perhaps the...

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Tinkerbell 🧚‍♀️

Tinkerbell 🧚‍♀️

Magically mystifying, so mischievously

I swear I saw her on my oak dresser shelf, she was winking...

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That Farmer’s Field 💕

That Farmer’s Field 💕

When I was a little girl, and that only seems like yesterday

I played with my friends in the...

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Those Pesky Pigs 🐷

Those Pesky Pigs 🐷

Around the roundabout, thru the Holly and Ivy arches

Betwixt and between yon Oak, Sycamore, Lime...

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My Humungous Heron 🤣

My Humungous Heron 🤣

He stood there like a statue, as still as could be

Scrutinising my little pond to find some...

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At the seaside 💙

At the seaside 💙

“Listen can you hear that sensational sonic sound?”

Shall we tip toe together, in this happiness...

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Second time around🤣

Second time around🤣

We were standing on a race track, listening for a loud sound

All ready to run just like the wind,...

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" You Lie "

Let me explain

     " You Lie "

I feel the strain don't
lie anymore
you let me down like
you have before
my...