Amusing

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Second time around🤣

Second time around🤣

We were standing on a race track, listening for a loud sound

All ready to run just like the wind,...

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" You Lie "

Let me explain

     " You Lie "

I feel the strain don't
lie anymore
you let me down like
you have before
my...

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Misty the Cat 🤣

Misty the Cat 🤣

Misty the cat curls upon the furry mat, listening to pitter patter on the windowpane

But this lazy...

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“”Wait a minute it’s coming...

“”Wait a minute it’s coming back to me” 🤣

The day after the night before, should be fresh in one’s mind..

Those latest logged memories are...

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Hairy Hamish & Gladys...

Hairy Hamish & Gladys McTagish🤣

Hamish McTagish was a wild hairy Haggis, he dwelled amongst the hills and glens

His doting wife...

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The Onion Man 🤣

The Onion Man 🤣

Can you recall the ‘Onion man’ who peddled on the street?

His bicycle was that heavy laden, I don’...

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Hoover Queen

My partner's obsession with her hoover!

07/01/2022
‘Hoover Queen’

How many times a day,
Can a carpets delicate softness,...

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The slow Snail 🥲

The slow Snail 🥲

Round and around a garden, the Puppy chased his tail

Trying with all his might to catch it, but...

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All in a quivers 🕷

All in a quivers 🕷

The whistling wind is wafting thru the alleyway

There won’t be any cobwebs left dangling in...

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New Years Resolutions 😃

New Years Resolutions 😃

Some of us always make them
Though we usually never succeed
To fullfill our resolutions...

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Thst plastic shewee 🤣

Thst plastic shewee 🤣

If I had a shewee..oh how happy I would be

I could gather in a crowd at a festival, and stand...

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CHRISTMAS IS OVER

And so Christmas is over for another year
Turkey has been ate and washed down with beer
The...

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Bah Humbug!!!🎅🏼

Bah Humbug!!!🎅🏼

Bah humbug to all the bad-tempered people, the miserable mortality

Locking theirselves away from...

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My Christma Socks 🎅🏼

My Christma Socks 🎅🏼

I love my folly, jolly Christmas socks..I think they are so sweet

So I seek out the most wackiest...

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My Cheeky Fairy 🧚‍♀️

My Cheeky Fairy 🧚‍♀️

You wouldn’t believe what I did see
Twas the fairy ontop of my christmas tree
This doll like...

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Quirky suave Unitarian

After most recent shower,
and particularly washing hair
(then shaking head
analogous...

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Topsy Turvy Land

Topsy Turvy Land

There is a Topsy Turvy land where everything makes a sound

When people will walk upside down so...