Appalling

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Oh Mercy Me!!🥲

Oh Mercy Me!!🥲

Drip, drop, drip, drop

There it goes again

Plip, plop, plip, plop

Isn’t it a pain...

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DONALD TRUMP MUST BE...

DONALD TRUMP MUST BE PERMANENTLY 

FURLOUGHED & BARRED FROM WHITEHOUSE

Ducks of former self proclaimed poobah
getting lined...

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Storm Arwen 💨

Storm Arwen 💨

Storm Arwen came to us last Friday night

And Oh boy did she reek revenge, with all of her muster...

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Callous

Callous

Incessant screams midst depths of a well,
Splintered bone and broken nails,
Perfidious eyes...

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The Bugaboo’s Burden 👹

The Bugaboo’s Burden 👹

Ahh that cruel curse from an ugliness perception

An he stares at this grotesque freak of nature in...

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Pigging’ Out!!! 🤣

Pigging’ Out!!! 🤣

I had my first of many Christmas dinners last night

My tummy felt like it was gonna burst! So, of...

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Run Turkey Run 🤣

Run Turkey Run 🤣

Run turkey run like a rocket if you are able, do you want to be frozen in a freezer with a price tag label...

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Poor Peggy Susan 🥲

Poor Peggy Susan 🥲

She was too tired to think
and too tired to play..as she lay wide awake at the dawning of the day...

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LEAVE ME ALONE!!!

LEAVE ME ALONE!!!

I think I know what you are wanting as I look into your eyes

And the way that cheeky corner of...

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Tick..tock..tick..tock !!! 😣

Tick..tock..tick..tock !!! 😣

Where do I go to as I lie alone in my bed ?

What are these melodramtic thoughts that fly around my...

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Scaredy Cat….. Not I 👹

Scaredy Cat….. Not I 👹

I stood in the Church yard..where there was noone to be seen

Only a big old black Tom Cat with...

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Cold old bones 💙

Cold old bones 💙

I shiver and quiver like rolling rapid rivers

Meandering down mountainsides, mustering might it...

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Floods on the plain? 💙

Floods on the plain? 💙

I swell and I rage like cruel words on a page

Amidst scenes and scenarios as an actors role on a...

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Please Slow Down !!! ⏱

Please Slow Down !!! ⏱

Time is racing like a rocket and always running so fast

Whilst we all move on stealthily in...

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The wintery waft 💨

The wintery  waft 💨

The wind blew my sails forwards and aft

This bamboozled my boat in the multidirectional draft...

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Our mighty Mother nature💨

Our mighty Mother nature💨

Blustery blowing bluff and bravado

Dust is distributed like that sand in Colorado

I stand...

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The Midnight Hours 🌚

The Midnight Hours 🌚

Within yon weary, wee midnight hours

Lurks moody, menacing, melancholy showers

Whilst one...