Balance

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ADVICE ON LOSING WEIGHT

This little tale is of a lady named Ginny Skinner
Throughout her life she wished she was thinner...

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Falling from madness into...

Falling from madness into insanity.

There is something strange about the place I work in,

It has a room behind a wall, beneath pipes,...

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AM I MAD ?

I'm told I'm crazy and a little bit mad
This makes me unhappy and also very sad
If you...

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LIVING IN NORWICH BORN IN...

Where are you from people always ask me
I tell them all that the letter begins with D
Proud...

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RIDICULOUS NICHOLAS

Some people call him absurd and utterly ridiculous
To his mother he is just plain old Nicholas...

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I THINK I'M RIGHT BUT...

I think I'm right but can't be sure
The answer to peace is certainly not war
I think I'm...

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chaos

growth

chaos

In search for your love, I found the chaos which was you.
You set my soul on fire so that when there...

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Suddenly frisson aye...

I suddenly feel scared

Suddenly frisson aye describe...,

As told once upon time helloo
from me matt chew
most previous poem ugh goo,
viz freak...

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Yin☯️Yang

Yin☯️Yang

No good deed goes unpunished, so the path to my demise is littered with the best intentions
While I...

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BITTER

It was the bitterness that curdled the milk
Rotted the cheese

Then scared away birds
...

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A DAILY ROUTINE

I draw back the curtains it's five in the morning
I think to myself another day is ready and...

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Here They Come

The Priest And The Pagans

Here They Come

Here come the priests
Of the Prince of Peace
With the holy Crucifix

Here they come...

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Sound of running water...

(alternately titled: Pee pee song and dance routine)

Sound of running water prompts urge to urinate

Invariably analogous setting
kickstarts schlemiel to agitate
excretory mechanism linkedin,...

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THE WILD PATH

Don't do it for a bet or for a jolly good laugh
Should that happen you will finish up on the wild...

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Not today

Looking forward

Not today

And days don't end.
because tomorrow,
Still comes to us lend.

And now we are here...

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DON'T BREAK MY EARTH

Don't break my earth whatever you do
I love it so dearly that much is true
The sights and...