Balance

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Yin☯️Yang

Yin☯️Yang

No good deed goes unpunished, so the path to my demise is littered with the best intentions
While I...

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BITTER

It was the bitterness that curdled the milk
Rotted the cheese

Then scared away birds
...

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A DAILY ROUTINE

I draw back the curtains it's five in the morning
I think to myself another day is ready and...

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Here They Come

The Priest And The Pagans

Here They Come

Here come the priests
Of the Prince of Peace
With the holy Crucifix

Here they come...

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Sound of running water...

(alternately titled: Pee pee song and dance routine)

Sound of running water prompts urge to urinate

Invariably analogous setting
kickstarts schlemiel to agitate
excretory mechanism linkedin,...

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THE WILD PATH

Don't do it for a bet or for a jolly good laugh
Should that happen you will finish up on the wild...

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Not today

Looking forward

Not today

And days don't end.
because tomorrow,
Still comes to us lend.

And now we are here...

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DON'T BREAK MY EARTH

Don't break my earth whatever you do
I love it so dearly that much is true
The sights and...

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THE QUEEN'S STATUE

I am a statue in the grounds of the Queen
So many tourists a day have I seen
My location is...

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COME HOME DADDY

Please dear God let my daddy come home today
Serving in the army and stationed so far away
I...

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Don't Say Goodbye

Don't Say Goodbye

Don't say Goodbye
to me
Because learning
Was too hard

Dont say Goodbye
...

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GOOD LUCK BAD LUCK

He lived in a city of broken dreams
In a neighbourhood full of people's screams
It started...

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A BABY'S DEVELOPMENT

A baby learning to walk is a funny old thing
So much happiness to the family it can bring
...

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Just

Just

Above the moonbeams are intertwining
Pushing the dark snowy clouds away
As the moon is...

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Not a dream

Not a dream

The truth is"
it never came"
But The Mornings opened
well the nights closed.
...

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RAILINGS SUPPORT THE MAN


The railings are there to steady the man
If they can't support him nothing can
For...

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TELL ME HERE TELL ME NOW

Tell me here and tell me now
If you don't I will cause a row
I want an answer give it to me...